Steve-O on Steroids
We know we play the Ravens and their putrid offense this week, but we couldn’t pass up the opportunity to clown on Cleveland Browns’ quarterback of the future trade bait Brady Quinn. Dude looks like Steve-O with his new haircut. What a Jackass!
Steelers Jack Up Bungles
Ocho Cinco loses his gold teeth. Poor baby! At least Troy Polamalu scooped them up for him. (hat tip: Epic Carnival) Kind of reminds us of when the Steelers killed Whosyourdaddy… The Bungles will never have our number, will they? That’s not really a question — more of a statement.
Separated at Birth: Mike Tomlin and Omar Epps
We’re sorry, but if it wasn’t for Mike Tomlin‘s froage (pretty sure that’s not a word, but it is now), then how in the hell could you even tell these two apart. Mike Tomlin and Omar Epps have to be long-lost brothers. We even checked their Wikipedia pages for birth dates to make sure they weren’t twins. They actually were born just a little over a year apart. Anyway, this is a real credit to Tomlin, who has to be just about the slickest coach in the history of slick coaches. Pat Riley, eat your heart out. (hat tip: ESPN [...]

