Target: Tom Brady

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by John Cihon

Tom Brady (theonion.com)

I will give one hundred dollars in cash to any Pittsburgh Steelers player who injures Tom Brady to the extent that he is unable to continue to play in the Steelers-Patriots game this Sunday. If the injury takes place before the game in the parking lot, don’t worry, I’ll still pay. As a matter of fact, that might be preferable. So don’t be sad offensive and special teams players, you have an opportunity to collect as well. I’ve heard a lot of people saying that Anthony Smith might be writing some checks he can’t cash, so I figure he could use the money. And hey, who couldn’t? A hundred bucks is a hundred bucks.

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I disagree. They are not that good, they are just decent. They have weaknesses. They will not win the Super Bowl

Hurting Brady is pretty much the only way you can beat them. That team is just too good.