Target: Tom Brady

by John Cihon

Tom Brady (theonion.com)

I will give one hundred dollars in cash to any Pittsburgh Steelers player who injures Tom Brady to the extent that he is unable to continue to play in the Steelers-Patriots game this Sunday. If the injury takes place before the game in the parking lot, don’t worry, I’ll still pay. As a matter of fact, that might be preferable. So don’t be sad offensive and special teams players, you have an opportunity to collect as well. I’ve heard a lot of people saying that Anthony Smith might be writing some checks he can’t cash, so I figure he could use the money. And hey, who couldn’t? A hundred bucks is a hundred bucks.

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