Suzy Kolber has a potty mouth.
Then again, I’m pretty sure every member of Steeler Nation who watched Pittsburgh defeat the Baltimore Ravens 23-20 in overtime last night directed a few cuss words at their television screens. Yes, we managed to hand the Ravens their first loss. Yes, this puts us in a fairly commanding position in the AFC North. And yes, there were a few individual performances which stood out.
Chief among them was the play of Mr. Monday Night James Harrison. Harrison absolutely wrecked the Miami Dolphins last year during the MNF Sod Bowl debacle. Tonight, he played even better. [...]
Archive for September, 2008
Week 4 Recap: Mr. Monday Night
There’s an old saying that you should “believe none of what you hear and only half of what you see” and that old adage applies very well to the National Football League. The Baltimore Ravens typified that saying in 2007 as it appeared that they finally had developed an efficient offense by finally finding a quality starting quarterback in Steve McNair. They wound up giving head coach Brian Billick a four year extension and, despite losing to the Colts in the playoffs, felt they were a team on the rise after going 13-3. But the reality was the Ravens were [...]
The Rooney Family Gotta Eat
William Clay Ford. Mike Brown. The Crypt Keeper Al Davis. Daniel Snyder. Jerry Jones.
What do these men have in common?
If you answered, “They should be locked in a shed because they’re a bunch of tools.” good job. You win a cookie. And not just any ordinary cookie. A Louis Lipps’ Lipp-Smacker cookie. Of course, I’ve been keeping that box in my Steeler Room since approximately 1988 so you might not want to actually eat it. I leave the decision up to you.
The other correct answer to my original question is they’re all NFL owners. And that is what I want [...]
Week 3 Recap: Stare At Her Chest
The Philadelphia Eagles defeated the Pittsburgh Steelers 15-6 in a game which redefined the term “ugly.” Nothing about this contest was pleasant to look at. The offense was ugly. The injuries were ugly. The food they showed was ugly. The city skyline was ugly. Even the cheerleaders looked like a bunch of skanks.
Where to even begin with this one? I don’t mind having my blog overrun by mouth-breathing Philly fans, although I admit I’m surprised that so many know how to read and write (however poorly). Beside the final score, I have no idea what they feel compelled to brag [...]
When the Philadelphia Eagles made the surprise pick of Houston QB Kevin Kolb, it appeared that 2007 would be the end of the Donovan McNabb era. While McNabb has had a great career in Philly, it’s been filled with controversy and he has missed 15 games in the last three seasons due to injury. In a story which will sound familiar to Steeler fans, McNabb repeatedly failed to advance his team past the NFC Championship game and then played poorly in his lone Super Bowl appearance, thus leading to questions about his ability to win the Big Game.
Last year, McNabb’s [...]
Last week I wondered why the Cleveland Browns were our sworn enemy. I have to think beyond all else familiarity breeds contempt. We play them twice a year and will probably continue to do so until their current owner realizes the cesspool he’s stuck in and moves the team to Los Angeles.
Our true natural rival should be our cross-state counter parts, the Philadelphia Eagles. Sure we play them in the Battle of Pennsylvania every preseason but who cares about the preseason? If not for the fact we play one meaningful game every 4-5 years, the rivalry between our two cities [...]
Week 2 Recap: Cleveland Blows
The Pittsburgh Steelers earned an ugly 10-6 victory over the Cleveland Browns in a game so bad it was like watching the NFL version of a cripple fight.
Last year, the Steelers won a crucial late season game over Cleveland thanks in large part to some horrendous game management by head coach Romeo Crennel. Proving an old Dawg never learns pretty much anything, Crennel outdid himself last night. In a game plagued by howling wind (remnants of Hurricane Ike) and swirling rain, Romeo did his best to stymie any chance his bumbling offense had at putting points on the board.
The vaunted [...]
Since their re-birth in 1999, the Cleveland Browns organization has struggled mightily with personnel decisions. In 2005, the Browns hired former Ravens head scout Phil Savage to become their General Manager. The Ravens were widely considered to have an excellent scouting department. From 2005-2006, Savage concentrated on rebuilding a team in shambles. He succeeded in adding some quality pieces but the Browns still had lousy quarterback play compounded by an offensive line that totally stunk. So the Browns came up to the podium in the 2007 draft and took offensive tackle Joe Thomas with the third overall pick stunning everybody, [...]
I hate the Browns.
Being born and raised in Pittsburgh, the mere mention of the name “Cleveland” has made my blood boil for as long as I can remember. I hate Cleveland. My father hates Cleveland. My three uncles, two aunts, four cousins, and sweet grey-haired grandmother all hate Cleveland, too.
The damn thing is, I don’t know why.
Don’t yell at me and don’t threaten to revoke my membership to Steeler Nation. Just hear me out. All our lives we’ve been conditioned to hate Cleveland. We’ve been told they’re the mortal enemy. [...]
Let’s not get too excited.
Yes, the Pittsburgh Steelers absolute destruction of the supposedly up-and-coming Houston Texans was the perfect way to begin a season. Yes, the game wasn’t even as close as the 38-17 final score indicates as the defense held them to about 3 points and about 150 yards of total offense through three quarters until bringing in the B team to allow two garbage time TD drives (meaningful only to people with the Steeler D on their fantasy team *grumble*). And yes, this wasn’t one of those wins where the things you do well simply [...]
