Thirty-six hours after the Pittsburgh Steelers punched their ticket to Super Bowl XLV, everybody’s talking about…
Well, they’re talking about a lot of things except the big game. They’re talking about Mark Sanchez picking a winner. They’re talking about Jay Cutler and his lack of testicles. Seriously, Steeler Nation, how lucky are we to have Ben Roethlisberger? Can you imagine if we had a crybaby like Tom Brady who whines for a flag every time somebody breathes on him or a human mangina like Cutler? I goof on Ben occasionally being a drama queen but the man really is a piece of iron.
He’s also a hot piece of ass, according to Rashard Mendenhall. I understand getting excited about going to the Super Bowl but that’s just wrong man… At least give the big fella a reach around. See what you missed out on by always blowing things in the playoffs, Kordell?
I’m not sure why I failed to notice the video above during the game. I was probably distracted by the fight breaking out in the background since violence interests me much more than sex. If you recall, a New York Jet came diving over the line on the first Victory Formation kneel down which got tempers flaring. Ordinarily, I’d accuse them of playing dirty but considering the Big Legursky flubbed a couple snaps earlier, I don’t blame them for trying desperate tactics.
Speaking of the center situation, still no word whose crotch Big Ben will be reaching under in Dallas. Maurkice Pouncey is being listed as a high ankle sprain which usually keeps guys out anywhere from three to six weeks. Pouncer claims he had the same injury in college and played the next game. I’m not going to make any predictions but as long as he doesn’t see the same gynecologist as Cutler, I have a feeling the kid is going to at least give it a go.
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