This just in, Big Ben has reached a settlement in the rape case brought against him back in ’08 when he allegedly lured a woman in to his room to fix his TV set. He was there for a celebrity golf outing. I bet he’s a pretty good golfer. You can read about the settlement in full over at ESPN, just click here.
They won’t say what the settlement was for and no one will say whether Ben paid her off, so we will just have to wonder. Or what’s more likely is we’ll all just forget about it again.
One down, One to go.