That’s why I have a question. The Arizona Cardinals have hosted not one but two home playoff games this year. This means their cheerleaders had two entire games to be featured on television. Yet, I cannot recall a single shot of these ladies during either game. How can this be?

Unlike Indianapolis or New England, I have to assume some decent-looking girls can be found wandering the desert. After all, any city with a mix of ethnicities usually produces some fine looking women. Look at Pittsburgh girls. The Polish/Italian/German heritage is usually good for buxom figures and junk in the trunk.

Anyway, in my quest to solve the Cardinal Cheerleaders Conundrum, I bravely decided to visit the team website and look through dozens of dozens of cheerleader photos.  What I don’t do for you guys.

Anyway, after scrolling through the first folder, I think I figured out what their, um, shortcoming was.  Take a look:

See the problem?  No?  Well, here’s a couple more of Arizona’s finest.  See if you can spot it now:

No?  Okay, one more set from this past December.  I think it’s pretty obvious where the Cardinals Cheerleaders don’t STACK up to other squads.

Evidently, the push-up bra hasn’t reached Phoenix yet.  I’m pretty sure Kleenex has, though, so there’s really no excuse for their appearance.  I understand they have to jump, dance, and bounce around to get the apathetic Cardinal fans interested in the game but they need to put a little more jiggle in their milkshake.

Of course, it also doesn’t help their cause to have former Saturday Night Live cast member Cheri Oteri on the squad.  She’s a funny comedienne and was great in the cheerleader skits with Will Farrell but she doesn’t belong out on the field.

Instead of trying to give an honest opinion about these teams, they figured they would go right to the source of information.  That is why they are going to feature Fan-Sided Bloggers from the Super Bowl teams, Scott from www.raisingzona.com and Chris from www.nicepickcowher.com

Tune in Monday at 9 PM EST on www.billsfanradio.com to hear the opinions of two of the better bloggers on the FSB Network.  If you want to ask questions of our Super Bowl Bloggers you can call in at (347) 945 – 5189.

If you’re shy and don’t want to be heard on the air, you can also email your questions to host@billsfanradio.com or catch them online with AOL Instant Messenger, screen name buffalowdown1.

See you Monday Night!

Since the Big Game is fast approaching, I thought I’d take a minute to help you add to your Black and Gold wardrobe.  After all, I have an entire drawer dedicated to my Pittsburgh fanaticism.   Believe me, nothing is sweeter on game day than busting out a brand new Steelers T which immediately makes you every man’s envy and every girl’s dream.  At least, that’s what I tell myself.

Speaking of sweet, the BRLTCFB M&M’S Contest went over like gangbusters.  Congratulations to the winners and your shipment is on its way.  To those of you who guessed poorly, the M&M’S people have extended you the amazing chance to order your own Steeler M&M’s for 15% off by clicking this link and entering code BIGGAME (one word).

Now on to the shirts:

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Homage Clothing is a new label designed, owned, and operated by Ohio native Ryan Vesler.  They concentrate on retro designs intended to reference sports and pop culture events from decades past.  Basically, he took the idea behind the millions of people in Throwback jerseys and applied it to t-shirts.

The results are many sweet designs, including this one which harks back to the 1970′s when the Steelers were a Steel Dynasty and the Pirates were good.   Yes my young readers, there once was a time when the Pirates actually had talented players and those players and the people in charge actually tried to win championships (which they did, twice).

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In honor of your swank new President comes this swank t-shirt playing off Barack Obama‘s photoshopped campaign posters.  Isn’t it nice to have a president who knows that photoshop exists?  Somebody got the bright idea to do this with Mike Tomlin and the result is one of the best t-shirts out there.  I think there’s a McCain version where Tomlin’s picture looks like a Polaroid, if that’s how you roll.  In either case, check the rest of their site for other designs.  Buy one for yourself or one for you girlfriend since Tomlin is the NFL’s Sexiest Coach.

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LaMarr Woodley is my favorite player.  I don’t usually admit that but anybody who reads my recaps can probably figure it out.  Mr. Woodley is so tough, I’m convinced an asteroid didn’t wipe out the dinosaurs, they voluntarily left because they knew if they survived Woodley was coming for them right after he’s done sacking opposing quarterbacks.

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These are on sale at Giant Eagle but for those of you who live outside the Golden Triangle, you can order them online.  To be honest, I’m not a fan of the “Sixburgh” slogan.  It’s a poorly thought out and clumsily executed pun.  The shirt is sweet, though, with James Harrison looking all badass.