NFL Refs Admit, “Steelers Got Hosed”
Thanks for nothing, asshole. Yesterday, at the NFL’s annual Spring Owners Meeting/Wet T-shirt contest down in sunny Palm Beach, the NFL’s head of officiating, Mike Pereira, conceded…Read More
Steelers Flick The Booger
Whoops. Looks like Anthony “Booger” McFarland isn’t about to use the Terrible Towel as his personal Snot Rag of Doom any time soon. According to the Beaver County Times, the reason…Read More
Steelers Sign Hartwig; Ben’s Ass Relieved
Rejoice, Steeler Nation, our long national nightmare is finally over. Yesterday, the Pittsburgh Steelers came to terms with center Justin Hartwig. The deal is a reported $4 million dollars for two years,…Read More
Mike Tomlin Is A Sex Machine To All The Chicks
Happy Valentine’s Day, or as I call it, “Buy Your Woman Some Shiny Bling Or Suffer The Consequences” Day. Since I’m all about the theme posts, I wanted to do something sort of romance-oriented…Read More
Trouble in Pittsburgh? “Nuh-Uh” says Big Ben
I like Ben Roethlisberger. The guy has a big arm, doesn’t bring his bimbo girlfriends around for important games, and he’s a winner. But there’s something about him that bugs…Read More
Ben Roethlisberger Likes ‘Em Big
Wide receivers. Of course, I’m talking about wide receivers and not Steelers QB Ben Roethlisberger’s…Read More
Highway To Ham: Playoff Picks Week II
Last week, I went a most excellent 3-1 in prognosticating post-season playoff programming. Technically,…Read More
Steelers-Jags Post-Mortem
Sometimes, I wish I was born in Detroit. Lion fans don’t realize how good they have it. If they…Read More
Steelers vs. Jags Preview: A Looney Looney Playoff
“I taught I taw a puddy cat…” We did, we did see those puddy cats. Like a month…Read More
Steelers-Rams Recap: A Bad Break…
”We’re gonna ride Willie ‘til the wheels fall off.” – Coach Mike Tomlin Well, Mike, the…Read More
Jacksonville Out-Steelers the Steelers
by John Cihon The Pittsburgh Steelers got completely out-physicaled today in their loss to the Jacksonville…Read More
Steelers vs. Jags Preview: Hello Kitty…
Always a bridesmaid, never a bride. That’s basically the history of the Jacksonville Jaguars. The…Read More
Steelers-Bengals Recap: The Big O
None. Zero. Zip. Zilch. Nada. The big goose egg. No, not the approximate nutritional content…Read More
Steelers vs. Bengals Preview: The Rap Sheet
That right there is why last week’s game against the Miami Dolphins was simultaneously the greatest…Read More
Steelers-Fins Recap: Being A Stick In The Mud
That about sums up last night’s “game” against the Dolphins. As much fun as pulling…Read More
Steelers vs. J-e-t-s Preview: Tale of the Tape
Trap Game /træp geym/ – noun 1. A contest between two teams which appears to be a mismatch…Read More
Steelers vs. Ravens Preview: Tale Of The Tape
Are you ready for some football? Are you ready for some payback to the team that knocked us out of the…Read More

