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		<title>The Steelers and Their Missing Rings: Top 10 Teams in Franchise History to not Win a Title (5-1)</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>If you did not read it yesterday, I highly recommend you the readers to check out the first half of my countdown of the Steelers&#8217; best teams to not win a title.  If you did read my post from yesterday and are hungry to find out who teams #5 through #1 on the countdown are, [...]</p><p><a href="http://nicepickcowher.com/2012/05/31/the-steelers-and-their-missing-rings-top-10-teams-in-franchise-history-to-not-win-a-title-5-1/">The Steelers and Their Missing Rings: Top 10 Teams in Franchise History to not Win a Title (5-1)</a> - <a href="http://nicepickcowher.com">Nice Pick, Cowher</a> - <a href="http://nicepickcowher.com">Nice Pick, Cowher - A Pittsburgh Steelers Fan Site - News, Blogs, Opinion and more.</a></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you did not read it yesterday, I highly recommend you the readers to check out the <a href="http://nicepickcowher.com/2012/05/30/the-steelers-and-their-missing-rings-top-10-teams-in-franchise-history-to-not-win-a-title-10-6/">first half of my countdown of the Steelers&#8217; best teams to not win a title</a>.  If you did read my post from yesterday and are hungry to find out who teams #5 through #1 on the countdown are, get ready, because they are listed and ranked below.</p>
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<p><strong>5. 1972 Steelers</strong></p>
<p><strong>(11-3)</strong></p>
<p><strong>Lost in Conference Championship Game to Miami (21-17)</strong></p>
<p>After a 5-9 finish in 1970 and a 6-8 finish in 1971, the new and improved Steelers under Chuck Noll appeared ready for a breakout season in 1972, and set their sights on a postseason berth. When you talk about seasons where one can pinpoint exactly where a franchise’s fortunes change for the better, it would be 1972 for the Steelers, and boy was the rebuilding process finally headed in the right direction.  After 40 years of almost perpetual losing, and not even a postseason victory to their names, the Steelers of 1972 changed the culture of the franchise.  Three terrific years of drafting by Noll sprinkled in with some veteran holdovers from the 60’s such as Ray Mansfield and Andy Russell finally blossomed into an 11-3 season, and the franchise’s first ever Division title.</p>
<p>The Offense was of course a ground-based attack, and was led by 1972&#8242;s 1st Round Draft pick and future Hall of Famer Franco Harris.  Harris earned Offensive Rookie of the Year honors and paced the team with 1,055 Yards rushing and 11 total Touchdowns (10 Rush and 1 Reception).  Veterans Frenchy Fuqua and Preston Pearson also shouldered some of the load and rushed for a combined 929 Yards and 4 TD&#8217;s (Fuqua: 665 Yards and 4 TD&#8217;s, Pearson: 264 Yards).</p>
<p>Yet during a season where the Steelers finished 2nd in the League in Rushing Yards, 3rd year Quarterback Terry Bradshaw showed some marked improvement.  Bradshaw threw 12 TD&#8217;s compared to only 12 INT&#8217;s with 1,887 Yards Passing and a career-high 346 on the ground with 7 TD&#8217;s in 1972.  While those are not necessarily &#8220;sexy&#8221; totals, they were good considering the fact that he threw 46 Picks combined during his first two seasons and was a turnover machine early in his career.  While Ron Shanklin and Frank Lewis were not a &#8220;Stallworth and Swann duo,&#8221; they still put up respectable stats for the team (Lewis: 27 Catches for 391 yards and 5 TD&#8217;s, Shanklin: 38 Catches for 669 Yards and 3 TD&#8217;s), and complimented the Steelers&#8217; ground game enough to rank the Steelers 5th in the League in Total Points for the year.</p>
<p>&#8217;72 also saw the beginnings of the &#8220;Steel Curtain&#8221; Defense, as the unit ranked 2nd in the League in fewest Points Allowed (175) and 1st in fewest Rushing TD&#8217;s Allowed (6).  &#8220;Mean Joe&#8221; Greene, Dwight White, and Andy Russell made the Pro Bowl, and 2nd year Linebacker Jack Ham led the team with 7 INT&#8217;s.  The Defense was a turnover driven unit and finished with a League leading +22 Turnover margin, as the Secondary of Mike Wagner (6 INT&#8217;s), Glen Edwards (1 INT), Mel Blount (3 INT&#8217;s), and John Rowser (4 INT&#8217;s) were ball-hawks to be reckoned with that season.</p>
<p>The team started the season a tad sluggish at 2-2 and lost a close game to the defending Champion Cowboys in Week 4 at Texas Stadium.  Yet after the Dallas game, the Steelers reeled off Wins in 9 of their next 10 games to finish the season with an 11-3 record, and avenged their only Loss during the stretch when they beat Cleveland 30-0 in Week 12.  The stage was set for a Divisional Playoff showdown between the Steelers and Raiders at Three Rivers Stadium.</p>
<div id="attachment_13167" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://cdn.fansided.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/58/files/2012/05/On-Football-The-Greatest-Ga.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-13167" src="http://cdn.fansided.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/58/files/2012/05/On-Football-The-Greatest-Ga-300x235.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="235" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Harris&#039; catch and run is arguably one of the greatest plays in N.F.L. history. Image Courtesy of sportsillustrated.cnn.com</p></div>
<p>After the Steelers let a 6-0 lead slip through their fingers when Ken Stabler ran for a 30 Yard TD, it did not look good for the Steelers.  But I guess December 23, 1972 was just the Steelers day, because from his own 40 Yard Line, Terry Bradshaw uncorked a pass over the middle which changed football history forever.  I don&#8217;t think that I need to refresh anyone on what happened next, so I will let the picture to the right here illustrate the ridiculous combination of luck, hustle, and overall awesomeness do the talking for me:</p>
<p>Because of the N.F.L.&#8217;s then-wacky postseason format, the Steelers got to play the Conference Title game at home the following week against the 15-0 Dolphins which had beaten Cincinnati the week before.  The Steelers appeared to be riding high off of &#8220;The Immaculate Reception&#8221; and the subsequent 13-7 victory, actually raced to an early lead against Miami.  Yet a brilliantly planned and executed Fake Punt-Run by Larry Seiple of the Dolphins swung momentum Miami&#8217;s way, and the Steelers eventually lost the game 21-17 in spite of their valiant effort.</p>
<p>Pittsburgh likely would have beat Washington in Super Bowl VII the following week had they won, and it could have been a cherry on top of a &#8220;Cinderella Season&#8221; had the Steelers advanced to the title game and won.  Still, 1972 was the ultimate &#8220;building block&#8221; year of the franchise because it paved the way for four decades of greatness which we have witnessed ever since.</p>
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<p><strong>4. 2010 Steelers</strong></p>
<p><strong>(12-4)</strong></p>
<p><strong>Lost in Super Bowl XLV to Green Bay (31-25)</strong></p>
<p>The 2010 season looked doomed before it began as 2x Super Bowl winning QB Ben Roethlisberger was suspended for the first four games of the regular season because of some &#8220;restroom indiscretions&#8221; with a woman of in Milledgeville, Georgia.  Add to that the fact that the Steelers became the &#8220;poster-boys&#8221; for Roger Goodell&#8217;s crusade to eliminate physical football and all its remnants from the League, and cover his and the League&#8217;s behinds from future law suits in the process.  Yet this 2010 team seemed to only respond to hard times as they rode to a 3-1 record during Ben&#8217;s absence (kudos to Charlie Batch and Dennis Dixon), a 12-4 regular season record, an A.F.C. North title, and an A.F.C. crown.</p>
<p>In spite of Big Ben&#8217;s absence, a make-shift Offensive Line (aside from Rookie Pro Bowler Maurkice Pouncey), and Bruce Arians&#8217; questionable play-calling, the Offense performed quite well when you consider the circumstances and their production.  Running Back Rashard Mendenhall set career highs in Carries (324), Rushing Yards (1,273), and Touchdowns (13), and totaled 1,440 Yards from scrimmage.  Backup Isaac Redman had 2 TD catches, and none more famous than his all-around stellar catch and run to win the game and Division against Baltimore in December of that season.</p>
<p>2010 also illustrated how terrific the Steelers&#8217; Wide Receiving corps was.  2nd year man Mike Wallace stepped in for the recently departed San-smokio Holmes and caught 60 Passes for 1,257 Yards and 10 Touchdowns.  Between Wallace, the crafty veteran Hines Ward, Rookies Emmanuel Sanders and Antonio Brown, and Tight End Heath Miller the Steelers had quite the group of pass-catchers as Ben threw for 3,200 Yards and 17 TD’s in 12 regular season games.</p>
<p>Yet what I will always remember about 2010 was how incredible the Defense played that season.  As a unit, the Steelers finished 1st in Points Allowed, 2nd in Total Yards Allowed, 2nd in Turnover Margin with +17, and 1st in all major categories against the Run (Fewest Yards, Fewest Attempts, and Fewest Touchdowns).</p>
<div id="attachment_13170" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://cdn.fansided.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/58/files/2012/05/49018101.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-13170" src="http://cdn.fansided.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/58/files/2012/05/49018101-300x191.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="191" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">This is &quot;Steelers Football&quot; in 2010 at its best. Mandatory Credit: Charles LeClaire-USPRESSWIRE</p></div>
<p>Inside Linebacker Lawrence Timmons got jobbed when he did not get a Pro Bowl berth, but he was a &#8220;Tackling Machine&#8221; like the fictional Bobby Boucher in 2010.  Timmons led the team with 134 Tackles, grabbed 2 INT’s, had 10 Passes Defended, and 3.0 Sacks.  Not to be outdone, the ageless James Farrior had his best season since 2004 and made 109 Tackles and 6.0 Sacks as the Steelers’ Inside Linebackers formed the most reliable duo in the League that season.  Undeterred by the League’s campaign to thwart him, Harrison still notched 100 Tackles and 10.5 Sacks as him and LaMarr Woodley (10.0 Sacks) had 10.0+ Sacks apiece during the regular season for the third time as teammates.</p>
<p>The Defensive Line played just as stellar as all the units as Casey Hampton, Ziggy Hood and Pro Bowler Brett Keisel stood firm and allowed the play-makers to do what they do best. The real star of the Defense in 2010 was Troy Polamalu as he earned Defensive M.V.P. honors that year.  Polamalu was a one-man-wrecking crew from his Strong Safety spot and made 7 INT&#8217;s on the season to go with highlight reel defensive play after highlight reel defensive play.</p>
<p>The Steelers had an incredible comeback win over the Ravens in the Divisional Round, and then held on for dear life and eventually prevailed over the Jets the following week for the A.F.C. crown.  The only thing which stood between Pittsburgh and their 7th Super Bowl title were the hot Wild-Card Green Bay Packers.  Unfortunately for the Steelers, Super Bowl XLV was simply not their day as they committed too many costly mistakes, and the Packers to their credit capitalized on them when they needed to do it.</p>
<p>2010 was almost a glorious “Eff You” season to Roger Goodell and the rest of his cronies throughout the League.  I know that I would have paid top dollar to see the look on Goodell’s face had he been forced to give the Lombardi Trophy to the Steelers, but it just did not happen.  Regardless, this 12-4 team played consistent football at an extremely high level through the entire season.  Had this group just taken it one step further, you could argue that this team would have been the best one in franchise history over the last quarter century.</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>I had originally planned to post this piece before the Week 17 contest between the Steelers and Browns.  However, I forgot to schedule it, and it never was posted.  But because I will be doing a couple of posts later this week which concern the Top 10 Steelers&#8217; teams to not win a title, I [...]</p><p><a href="http://nicepickcowher.com/2012/05/28/steelers-dispatch-upstart-browns-in-1994-a-f-c-divisional-playoff/">Steelers Dispatch Upstart Browns in 1994 A.F.C. Divisional Playoff</a> - <a href="http://nicepickcowher.com">Nice Pick, Cowher</a> - <a href="http://nicepickcowher.com">Nice Pick, Cowher - A Pittsburgh Steelers Fan Site - News, Blogs, Opinion and more.</a></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I had originally planned to post this piece before the Week 17 contest between the Steelers and Browns.  However, I forgot to schedule it, and it never was posted.  But because I will be doing a couple of posts later this week which concern the Top 10 Steelers&#8217; teams to not win a title, I figured that it would be nice to take a look back at one of the most dominating performances in the franchise&#8217;s Playoff history, and share my memories from the game as well.</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m a Kordell Stewart fan. There, I said it. And I am not ashamed to admit that publicly. I like Kordell Stewart. Not in a “Brokeback Quarterback” kind of way, not that there’s anything wrong with that. But my admiration for Kordell is the simple, innocent, pure kind of fandom which teenagers all around Pittsburgh [...]</p><p><a href="http://nicepickcowher.com/2008/08/13/theres-been-a-kordell-stewart-sighting/">There&#8217;s Been A Kordell Stewart Sighting</a> - <a href="http://nicepickcowher.com">Nice Pick, Cowher</a> - <a href="http://nicepickcowher.com">Nice Pick, Cowher - A Pittsburgh Steelers Fan Site - News, Blogs, Opinion and more.</a></p>]]></description>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: left">I&#8217;m a <strong>Kordell Stewart</strong> fan.</p>
<p style="text-align: left">There, I said it. And I am not ashamed to admit that publicly. I like Kordell Stewart. Not in a “Brokeback Quarterback” kind of way, not that there’s anything wrong with that. But my admiration for Kordell is the simple, innocent, pure kind of fandom which teenagers all around Pittsburgh feel toward current Steelers QB <strong>Ben Roethlisberger</strong>.</p>
<p style="text-align: left">The <strong>Steel Dynasty</strong> of the 1970’s won their last Super Bowl the same year I began kindergarten. The next decade was an era of mediocrity for the Black and Gold. Sure, we made one minor run with <strong>Mark Malone </strong>and then had another improbable post-season with <strong>Bubby Brister</strong> but mostly things weren’t terribly exciting for wavers of the Terrible Towel. Don’t get me wrong, everybody followed the team religiously; it was just as I moved from elementary school through middle school and then on to high school, the Glory Days of the Steelers began to be a more and more distant memory.</p>
<p style="text-align: left">Then came Coach<strong> Bill Cowher</strong>, who restored the Steelers to greatness. He put together a couple playoff teams, including one which lost a heartbreaking 1994 AFC Championship game to the <strong>San Diego Chargers</strong> when 49ers reject <strong>Tim McKyer</strong> got beat like a red-headed stepchild late in the 4th quarter. Then came the NFL Draft and in the second round Pittsburgh selected a quarterback out of the University of Colorado, known for beating Michigan on the most famous Hail Mary play not involving a guy named <strong>Doug Flutie</strong>.</p>
<p style="text-align: left">Slash was born. With apologies to <strong>Bam Morris</strong>, <strong>Neil O’Donnell</strong>, <strong>Greg F’n Lloyd</strong>, or any of the other 1995 Steelers but if we didn’t have Slash that year, we wouldn’t have made the Super Bowl. Of course, we lost when O’Donnell <span style="text-decoration: line-through">was paid off by Jerry Jones to throw the game </span>threw a bunch of stupid interceptions but that wasn’t Stewart’s fault. O’Donnell left via free agency after that loss and despite wasting a year with <strong>Mike Tomczak</strong>, everybody knew Slash was next in line for his job.</p>
<p style="text-align: left">Nobody could imagine what he’d do in the role, though. In 1997, his first full season as a starter, he had 32 touchdowns. You read that right, THIRTY TWO TOUCHDOWNS. He threw for 21 and ran for another 11. That is just an amazing output. The Michael Vicks or the Vince Youngs received a ridiculous amount of press as being “The Ultimate Weapon” on the football field when they wish they could have a season like Kordell did.</p>
<p style="text-align: left">Yes, his numbers dropped in subsequent years. He accounted for 15+ touchdowns only twice more in his career. Stewart still averaged 422 yards rushing 2402 yards passing per season during his years as a starter. He was truly an Ultimate Weapon. And his numbers could’ve been better but people don’t remember what he had to deal with. When he had a superstar WR like <strong>Yancey Thigpen</strong>, his passing stats soared. When the Steelers cheaped out and let Pigpen go via free agency, the passing game couldn’t help but suffer. In fact, if Big Ben had to throw to the likes of <strong>Charles Johnson</strong> or <strong>Troy Edwards</strong>, I doubt his numbers would be any good either.</p>
<p style="text-align: left">Forget the crying on the sidelines, forget the rumors of his man-on-man tryst in Schenley Park, the reason Steeler fans like to dismiss and detract from the memory of Kordell Stewart is simply because he never won the big one. He made the playoffs four times, including two AFC Championship games, but failed to carry us to the Super Bowl each time. Nobody ever seems to remember <strong>Jerome Bettis</strong> rushing for a whopping 9 yards in one of those games or the vaunted defense letting<strong> Tyrell Davis</strong> rush for 140 yards in the other.</p>
<p style="text-align: left">Kordell Stewart was the guy who made me believe we could win a championship again. He also made some of the most incredible, improbable, “Holy shit! Did you see that!?” type plays any Steeler quarterback has ever made. That’s why I’m a fan of #10. And I always will be.</p>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jun 2008 11:14:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Anybody watch the EliteXC MMA show on CBS last Saturday? If you’re a proud yinzer like me, you probably spent the night watching the Detroit Red Wings put the kibosh on our beloved Pittsburgh Penguins. Sadly, our quest for Lord Stanley’s Cup was fruitless as they went down to ultimate defeat last night. As an [...]</p><p><a href="http://nicepickcowher.com/2008/06/05/ex-steeler-pursues-mma-career/">Ex-Steeler Pursues MMA Career</a> - <a href="http://nicepickcowher.com">Nice Pick, Cowher</a> - <a href="http://nicepickcowher.com">Nice Pick, Cowher - A Pittsburgh Steelers Fan Site - News, Blogs, Opinion and more.</a></p>]]></description>
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<p class="MsoNormal">Anybody watch the <strong>EliteXC</strong> MMA show on CBS last Saturday?<span> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">If you’re a proud yinzer like me, you probably spent the night watching the <strong>Detroit Red Wings</strong> put the kibosh on our beloved <strong>Pittsburgh Penguins</strong>.   Sadly, our quest for Lord Stanley’s Cup was fruitless as they went down to ultimate defeat last night.  As an aside, I don’t want to sound like a whiny bitch, otherwise known as a <strong>Seahawk</strong> fan, but I’ll never understand <strong>NHL</strong> officiating no matter how many games I watch.  However, giving credit where credit is due, Detroit was the better team and a deserving champion.  If not for the heroic efforts of The Flower, <strong>Marc-Andre Fleury</strong>, the Pens would’ve been swept in 4.<span> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Anyway, back to big sweaty tattooed men beating the snot out of each other.  I posted that clip because it might be of interest to <strong>Steeler Nation</strong>.   Last Saturday night, on that MMA show, a familiar name fought in an unaired prelim.  Anybody remember <strong>Carlton Haselrig</strong>?<span> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">C&#8217;mon, people!  Haselrig was one of the most gifted offensive linemen we’ve ever had.  You think<strong> Barry Foster</strong>,<strong> Bam Morris</strong>, and<strong> Eric Pegram</strong> gained all those yards by themselves?  Haselrig served up more pancakes than IHOP.  What&#8217;s amazing is he never played ONE down of college football.   He was an amateur wrestling star at <strong>Pitt</strong>.  While there, he even beat future TNA Champion/WWE Champion/Olympic Hero, <strong>Kurt Angle</strong>.   Three years later, he was in the <strong>Pro Bowl</strong>.<span> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Unfortunately, Haselrig was a, how to put this nicely, FREAKIN’ NUTCASE.   He once locked his keys in his car.   Instead of using a coathanger to jimmy the lock, he decided to break the passenger window WITH HIS BARE HAND.<span> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">And that wasn’t even his manliest incident ever.  He was once arrested for driving his motorcycle.  Yep, <strong>Big Ben</strong>’s two-wheeled hijinks weren’t the first time the Steelers have run afoul of the Chopper Gods.  Poor Carlton also had a motorcycle-related incident, although he was wearing his helmet…<span> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">BACKWARDS.  But he was wearing it because, hey, if you’re going to cruise through <strong>McKee’s Rocks</strong> completely blind while on top of a 500 cc instrument of death, it’s best to remember safety first.  Upon being questioned by the fuzz, he reportedly said he did this because he &#8220;wanted to see if he could.&#8221;   That&#8217;s the best reason to do anything, folks.<span> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">So it should come as no surprise that Haselrig has decided to move on to manly pursuits which actually pay him money.   Namely <strong>Mixed Martial Arts</strong>.<span> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Sure he’s 42 years old.   Sure he just started his new career in April.   But this man is a 6 time NCAA wrestling champion.   Even Angle admits he would’ve won a Gold medal had he pursued the <strong>Olympics</strong>.  Instead he turned to football and dominated at something he had zero collegiate experience at.   So I wouldn’t bet against him.   If he puts his mind to it, I truly think he can accomplish anything, athletically-speaking.<span> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">UFC President <strong>Dana White</strong>, are you listening?   I hear <strong>Brock Lesnar</strong> could use an opponent on a future card.   Make it so!<span> </span></p>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>When did Pittsburgh become the new Cincinnati? This week saw yet another tally added to the litany of off-season woes when Steely McBeam, our much beloved reviled mascot, was arrested and charged with a DUI. Acting swiftly, the Steelers Cedric Wilson’d his ass before the ink on the police blotter dried. Whether his firing means [...]</p><p><a href="http://nicepickcowher.com/2008/04/12/steelers-mascot-arrested-yes-i-said-mascot/">Steelers Mascot Arrested (Yes, I Said &#8220;Mascot&#8221;)</a> - <a href="http://nicepickcowher.com">Nice Pick, Cowher</a> - <a href="http://nicepickcowher.com">Nice Pick, Cowher - A Pittsburgh Steelers Fan Site - News, Blogs, Opinion and more.</a></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="MsoNormal" align="center"><a href="http://nicepickcowher.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/mascots2.JPG" title="Bye Bye Steely"><img src="http://nicepickcowher.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/mascots2.JPG" alt="Bye Bye Steely" /></a></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">When did <strong>Pittsburgh</strong> become the new <strong>Cincinnati</strong>?</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">This week saw yet another tally added to the litany of off-season woes when <strong>Steely McBeam</strong>, our much <strike>beloved</strike> reviled mascot, was<u> </u><a href="http://www.pittsburghlive.com/x/pittsburghtrib/news/mostread/s_561456.html"><u>arrested and charged with a DUI</u>.</a><span>  </span>Acting swiftly, the Steelers Cedric Wilson’d his ass before the ink on the police blotter dried.<span>   </span>Whether his firing means that we have now lost our second cartoonish figure with an absurdly large chin in as many seasons is not known.<span>   </span>What is known is sadly, this is not the worst Pittsburgh mascot related scandal in city history.<span>   </span>That honor would go to the <strong>Pirate Parrot</strong>, who was once<u> </u><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pittsburgh_drug_trials"><u>busted for selling blow to players back in the early 80’s</u>.</a></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">In other Steeler related legal proceedings, <strong>Najeh Davenport </strong>was <u><a href="http://www.pittsburghlive.com/x/pittsburghtrib/news/mostread/s_561617.html">found not guilty of all criminal charges in his domestic violence case.</a></u><span>  </span>The Dump Truck can breathe easy, secure in the knowledge the only <strike>black</strike> brown mark on his otherwise spotless record will continue to be the incident where he was busted for shitting in his ex-girlfriend’s closet.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">This brings me to the topic of the recent controversy over the release of <strong>Cedric Wilson</strong> on the heels on a similar domestic abuse case being filed against Pro Bowl linebacker <strong>James Harrison</strong>.<span>   </span>It seems like there are a number of columnists, both local and national, who are using the situation to expose the Steelers as hypocrites or the same as any other team when it comes to character issues.<span>  <strong> </strong></span><strong>Mark Madden</strong>, a popular local talk show/self-promoting fool, has been particularly vocal about the perceived double-standard.<span>   </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Well, there is no double-standard.<span>   </span>If you spend thirty seconds to analyze the situations and if you know anything about Steeler history, you’d know their behavior this off-season is no different than it has been any other off-season. <span>  </span>The Steelers have never, NEVER, been the type of team who cut a player at the first hint of trouble.<span>   </span>As noted, Davenport was arrested for domestic abuse and he wasn’t cut on sight.<span>   </span>Current wide out <strong>Santonio Holmes </strong>was arrested for disorderly conduct three weeks after he was drafted.<span>  </span>Cedric Wilson was arrested on a prior charge of domestic abuse and he wasn’t cut either.<span>  </span><span>  </span><span> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">The Steelers have always shown they are willing to let the legal process play out before making a judgement about a player.<span>   </span>The only reason their hand was forced with Wilson was he went into a PUBLIC place and, in front of dozens of impartial witnesses, smacked the taste out of his girlfriend’s mouth.<span>   </span>At that point, there is no grey area.<span>   </span>At that point, there is no benefit of the doubt.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">This has nothing to do with one being an All-Pro and the other being the #4 wide receiver.<span>   </span>Pittsburgh has consistently shown that they have no problem cutting talented players if they feel their personal issues or conduct reflects poorly on the organization.<span>   </span>We had a fantastic Pro Bowl offensive lineman named<strong> Carleton Haselrig</strong>.<span>   </span>The Steelers cut him when his problems with alcohol and love for driving his motorcycle through McKees Rocks  <span>wearing his </span>helmet BACKWARDS left them no choice.<span>    </span>Anybody remember <strong>Bam Morris</strong>?<span>   </span>He was our star running back, 1,000 yard rusher, and almost single-handedly won <strong>Super Bowl XXX</strong> when our quarterback suddenly lost his ability to distinguish black jerseys from white. <span>  </span>The Steelers cut him loose when he was caught in Texas with approximately ten pounds of marijuana in his trunk.<span>   </span>Guess he got a discount for buying in bulk.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">The point is, the Steelers have not tarnished their reputation in any way this off-season.<span>  </span>They are simply continuing to employ the standards and policies for personal conduct they always have.<span>   </span>As a respectable organization, to even put them in the same category as <strong>Cincinnati</strong> or <strong>Baltimore</strong> is beyond laughable.<span>  </span>Those organizations have players who’ve been arrested dozens of times and/or actually served jail time for their involvement in shootings.<span>   </span>Pittsburgh would never tolerate that which is why we’re still better than them.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">I applaud the <strong>Rooneys</strong> for their fair and even-handed approach to running their organization.<span>  </span>Unlike what the pulpit-thumpers or publicity seekers would have you believe, professional athletes are at a greater risk for exaggerated charges and false accusations simply because of who they are.<span>   </span>Remember <strong>Randy Moss</strong> had a restraining order slapped on him the week before the Super Bowl?<span>  </span>That went away, didn’t it?</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">To err is human, to forgive is divine.<span>   </span>Except in the case of Steely McBeam.<span>  </span>Good riddance to that buffoon.<span>  </span>Besides, I hear <strong>Dallas</strong> is interested in a new mascot.<span>   </span>He should be expecting a phone call from <strong>Jerry Jones</strong> any day now… <span> </span></p>
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