Week 16 Recap: Santa Silverback Is Comin’ To Town
You better watch out. You better not cry. Better not pout. Who cares if we get a fine. Blitzburgh is comin’ to town… I thought the drop of semen being collected from a certain bathroom…Read More
Know Thy Enemy: Carolina Panthers
If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, the Pittsburgh Steelers will be blushing when they face the Carolina Panthers. What? Know Thy Enemy on Thursday? Must be an NFL Network special event…Read More
First Round Bye On Steelers Christmas List
Lost in my disgust over Sunday’s disappointing performance against the vastly overrated New York Jets is the news the Pittsburgh Steelers are going to the playoffs. Yes, Virginia, there is a…Read More
Week 15 Recap: Ghosts Of Seasons Past
Bah-humbug! The Pittsburgh Steelers tasted the bitter egg nog of defeat at the hands of the New York Jets by a final score of 22-17. “Hands” would actually be the wrong appendage. “Feet”…Read More
Know Thy Enemy: New York J-E-T-S
You gotta admire Rex Ryan and his New York Jets. It truly takes a special talent to garner so very much publicity while accomplishing so very little. Bret Favre and the Dallas Cowboys have mastered…Read More
Jets = Ravens Lite (But Just As Dirty)
Who said you can’t teach old dogs new tricks? When Rex Ryan was named head coach of the New York…Read More
Troy Polamalu Sheds Manly Tears
In my recap of the Pittsburgh Steelers utter domination of the hapless Cincinnati Bengals, I noted…Read More
Week 14 Recap: (H)Air Polamalu
Despite not scoring a single offensive touchdown, the Pittsburgh Steelers cruised to an easy 23-7 victory…Read More
Know Thy Enemy: Cincinnati Bengals
Pittsburgh Steelers running back Rashard Mendenhall spent his off day in Monroeville helping fans over…Read More
T.O. Knows Nothing About Hockey, Mario Lemieux Does
Ah, T.O, what would we do without your predictable buffoonery? Clearly he hasn’t seen too many…Read More
Sepulveda Out, Kapinos In
Yep, more kicking news. I think I’ve spent more time this season writing about glorified soccer…Read More
NFL Penalizes Dirty Ravens Too Little, Too Late
Preach on, Ryan Clark. A day after the Baltimore Ravens unrelenting thuggery was on full display for…Read More
Week 13 Recap: Steelers Bend, Do Not Break
Ben, Ben, Ben!!! Despite suffering the second most famous broken nose in football history, Ben Roethlisberger…Read More
Know Thy Enemy: Baltimore Ravens
After last year’s Bengals anomaly, sanity has been restored to the AFC North. The Pittsburgh…Read More
Steelers Fed Up With NFL’s Idiocy
The Pittsburgh Steelers have had all they can stand and they can’t stands no more… A day…Read More
The NFL Hates James Harrison
And the feeling is mutual, I would imagine. On Monday, Pittsburgh Steelers All-Pro linebacker James…Read More
Week 12 Recap: Seriously Lucky
I don’t know how anyone can be a Buffalo Bills fan and keep their sanity… A week after turning…Read More
Know Thy Enemy: Buffalo Bills
And you thought there was a conspiracy against the Pittsburgh Steelers… Ah, the 90s. The X-Files…Read More
A Black And Gold Thanksgiving
With Thanksgiving upon us, here are some things I’m thankful for, Pittsburgh Steelers-style. I’m…Read More
No Justice For Ben Roethlisberger
The NFL is a joke. And I’m not laughing. Richard Seymour perpetrated one of the vilest acts…Read More













