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Ocho Cinco Benched For Being Imbecile

In late breaking news (stolen shamelessly from ESPN’s never-ending crawl of doom), the Bengals have deactivated star wide receiver/flamboyant showman/obnoxious twat Chad Johnson Ocho Cinco for tonight’s…Read More

Week 12 Preview: Steelers vs. Bengals II

What would we do without Philly?   Between their dumbass wide receiver spiking the ball a yard before he reached the end zone, their drug hoarding deadbeat dad of a coach, and their tubby quarterback…Read More

Chad Johnson Needs Help

Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chad Johnson spent the summer throwing a hissy fit.  FIrst, he wanted more money.   Then he wanted traded.  When both plans failed, he implemented Operation Randy Moss…Read More