Know Thy Enemy: Cincinnati Bengals
Last season, the Cincinnati Bengals finally got it. They stopped being the Bungles and started copying the Pittsburgh Steelers. And it worked. With a strong pounding running game and a solid…Read More
Bengals Owner Knows How To Inspire His Team
Watching this video sends a shiver down my spine. It makes Al Pacino’s “one more inch” speech from Any Given Sunday seem lame by comparison. That fiery orator is Cincinnati Bengals…Read More
Week 12 Recap: Ben Knows How To Score
Congratulations, you’ve won the Pennsylvania lottery. Certainly, sir, we’d love to give you a refund. Sorry for the long wait, please have an extra chalupa on us. Oh my, it’s soooo big. All…Read More
Ocho Cinco Benched For Being Imbecile
In late breaking news (stolen shamelessly from ESPN’s never-ending crawl of doom), the Bengals have deactivated star wide receiver/flamboyant showman/obnoxious twat Chad Johnson Ocho Cinco for tonight’s…Read More
Week 12 Preview: Steelers vs. Bengals II
What would we do without Philly? Between their dumbass wide receiver spiking the ball a yard before he reached the end zone, their drug hoarding deadbeat dad of a coach, and their tubby quarterback…Read More
Week 8 Preview: Steelers vs. Football Giants
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Week 7 Recap: Don’t Sweat The Small Stuff
Pop Quiz: How are the Pittsburgh Steelers like a woman’s period? Answer: When it comes time…Read More
Week 7 Preview: Steelers vs. Bengals
Winning cures all ills and the Cincinnati Bengals have typified that over the Marvin Lewis era. After…Read More
Chad Johnson Needs Help
Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chad Johnson spent the summer throwing a hissy fit. FIrst, he wanted…Read More
S.O.S (Steelerless On Sunday)
How awesome is that commercial? I’ve watched it four times in the past hour and still wanna see…Read More
Davenport Plops Back On To Steelers Roster
He’s baaaaack. And no closet in Western Pennsylvania is safe from his dookie dropping Anus of…Read More
Steelers Mascot Arrested (Yes, I Said “Mascot”)
When did Pittsburgh become the new Cincinnati? This week saw yet another tally added to the litany of…Read More
Steelers vs. Bengals Preview: The Rap Sheet
That right there is why last week’s game against the Miami Dolphins was simultaneously the greatest…Read More

