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Know Thy Enemy: Cincinnati Bengals

Last season, the Cincinnati Bengals finally got it.   They stopped being the Bungles and started copying the Pittsburgh Steelers.   And it worked.  With a strong pounding running game and a solid…Read More

Bengals Owner Knows How To Inspire His Team

Watching this video sends a shiver down my spine.  It makes Al Pacino’s “one more inch” speech from Any Given Sunday seem lame by comparison. That fiery orator is Cincinnati Bengals…Read More

Week 12 Recap: Ben Knows How To Score

Congratulations, you’ve won the Pennsylvania lottery. Certainly, sir, we’d love to give you a refund. Sorry for the long wait, please have an extra chalupa on us.  Oh my, it’s soooo big. All…Read More

Ocho Cinco Benched For Being Imbecile

In late breaking news (stolen shamelessly from ESPN’s never-ending crawl of doom), the Bengals have deactivated star wide receiver/flamboyant showman/obnoxious twat Chad Johnson Ocho Cinco for tonight’s…Read More

Week 12 Preview: Steelers vs. Bengals II

What would we do without Philly?   Between their dumbass wide receiver spiking the ball a yard before he reached the end zone, their drug hoarding deadbeat dad of a coach, and their tubby quarterback…Read More

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Week 8 Preview: Steelers vs. Football Giants

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Week 7 Recap: Don’t Sweat The Small Stuff

Pop Quiz:   How are the Pittsburgh Steelers like a woman’s period? Answer:  When it comes time…Read More

Week 7 Preview: Steelers vs. Bengals

Winning cures all ills and the Cincinnati Bengals have typified that over the Marvin Lewis era. After…Read More

Chad Johnson Needs Help

Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chad Johnson spent the summer throwing a hissy fit.  FIrst, he wanted…Read More

S.O.S (Steelerless On Sunday)

How awesome is that commercial?  I’ve watched it four times in the past hour and still wanna see…Read More

Davenport Plops Back On To Steelers Roster

He’s baaaaack.   And no closet in Western Pennsylvania is safe from his dookie dropping Anus of…Read More

Steelers Mascot Arrested (Yes, I Said “Mascot”)

When did Pittsburgh become the new Cincinnati? This week saw yet another tally added to the litany of…Read More

Steelers vs. Bengals Preview: The Rap Sheet

That right there is why last week’s game against the Miami Dolphins was simultaneously the greatest…Read More