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Steelers Flick The Booger

Whoops. Looks like Anthony “Booger” McFarland isn’t about to use the Terrible Towel as his personal Snot Rag of Doom any time soon. According to the Beaver County Times, the reason…Read More

Highway To Ham: Playoff Picks Week II

Last week, I went a most excellent 3-1 in prognosticating post-season playoff programming. Technically, I should have been 4-0 because I did warn you all to watch out for those sneaky Lightning Bolts.…Read More

Steelers vs. Jags Preview: A Looney Looney Playoff

“I taught I taw a puddy cat…” We did, we did see those puddy cats. Like a month ago, as a matter of fact. And, man, what a hellacious month it has been for our beloved Pittsburgh…Read More

Steelers-Bengals Recap: The Big O

None. Zero. Zip. Zilch. Nada. The big goose egg. No, not the approximate nutritional content of a bag of Cinnamon Sun Chips, the snack fat people eat to pretend they’re eating healthy, and…Read More

Steelers vs. Bengals Preview: The Rap Sheet

That right there is why last week’s game against the Miami Dolphins was simultaneously the greatest and the worst game you’re going to see this season. Shockingly, it was the third highest rated…Read More