Smith Out, Steelers Defense In Chaos
The beleaguered Pittsburgh Steelers defense was dealt a crippling blow yesterday when it was announced DE Aaron Smith is likely gone for the next three months. Head coach Mike Tomlin at his Tuesday cliche-fest…Read More
Divisional Playoff Preview: Steelers vs. Chargers
Too bad they can’t bring their cheerleaders. The San Diego Chargers return to the sloppy tundra of Heinz Field in a rematch of a week 11 contest which ended by the improbable score of 11-10. It…Read More
Cowher To League: “Suck It”
Legendary Steelers coach Bill Cowher announced on CBS’s Sunday Pregame Show that he will not return to the sidelines in 2009. Instead he plans on spending another year trying to decipher the Captain…Read More
Titans Are A Fraud (And I Have Proof)
Going into this season, the Tennessee Titans were considered an afterthought in a division which contained the perennially powerful Colts and up-and-coming Jaguars. Although they also made the playoffs…Read More
Week 12 Preview: Steelers vs. Bengals II
What would we do without Philly? Between their dumbass wide receiver spiking the ball a yard before he reached the end zone, their drug hoarding deadbeat dad of a coach, and their tubby quarterback…Read More
Week 10 Recap: Enough Is Enough
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Week 10 Preview: Steelers vs. Colts
After finally getting the monkey off their back by winning the Super Bowl, it appeared that the Indianapolis…Read More
United States Finally Embraces The Rooney Rule
History. Last night, our country finally embraced the Rooney Rule on a national level when they elected…Read More
Week 9 Recap: Dancing On The Ceiling
That’s a Lionel Richie reference, son. You know, ‘cause he kinda looks like Nicole’s dad. Too…Read More
Week 9 Preview: Steelers vs. Redskins
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S.O.S (Steelerless On Sunday)
How awesome is that commercial? I’ve watched it four times in the past hour and still wanna see…Read More
LaMarr Woodley Needs Your Help
Anybody catch the debate last night? I’m new to the politics but that was the worst debate…Read More
Week 4 Recap: Refs Fail To Help Jags This Time
The Pittsburgh Steelers head into their much-needed bye week with a solid 26-21 victory over the game…Read More
Week 5 Preview: Steelers vs. Jagoffs
San Diego Charger fans think they got the shaft? Last season, Steeler Nation wept as a glorious season…Read More
Davenport Plops Back On To Steelers Roster
He’s baaaaack. And no closet in Western Pennsylvania is safe from his dookie dropping Anus of…Read More
Steelers Dump The Dump Truck
The Pittsburgh Steelers officially released running back Najeh Davenport on Saturday. Davenport was…Read More
NFL Hates Steelers; 2008 Schedule Released
The Infinite Monkey theorem states that a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter for an infinite…Read More
NFL Refs Admit, “Steelers Got Hosed”
Thanks for nothing, asshole. Yesterday, at the NFL’s annual Spring Owners Meeting/Wet T-shirt…Read More
Highway To Ham: Playoff Picks Week II
Last week, I went a most excellent 3-1 in prognosticating post-season playoff programming. Technically,…Read More
Highway To Ham: Playoff Picks Edition
Before the season started, I developed this theory known as the “Fab Four.” Basically, since 2000…Read More


