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Cardinal Fans Declare War On Steeler Nation

I tried to be nice. Phoenix mayor Phil Gordon, with an assist from the Arizona Cardinal’s goofy looking mascot, decided the best way to pump up a crowd of diehard Cardinal supporters, all twelve of…Read More

Week 13 Recap: He Didn’t Even Bring Jessica

Memo to Fox Sports:  Never let Troy Aikman broadcast his former team again. During the third quarter of the Pittsburgh Steelers 20-13 dismantling of the Dallas Cowboys, I sat in stunned silence as Aikman…Read More

Week 13 Preview: Steelers vs. Cowboys

Strippers beware! Hide your tassels and clear plastic shoes ‘cause Pacman and his Dallas Cowboys are coming to town. Last year, Dallas had a fantastic regular season, going 13-3, churning out 13 Pro…Read More

Steelers-Cowboys: The Battle of Good vs Evil

As regular readers of NPC surely expect, this is where I’d usually post some random news and/or talk a little smack about our upcoming opponents. Considering this week’s game is against longtime rival…Read More

Mike Tomlin Is A Sex Machine To All The Chicks

Happy Valentine’s Day, or as I call it, “Buy Your Woman Some Shiny Bling Or Suffer The Consequences” Day. Since I’m all about the theme posts, I wanted to do something sort of romance-oriented…Read More

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Trouble in Pittsburgh? “Nuh-Uh” says Big Ben

I like Ben Roethlisberger. The guy has a big arm, doesn’t bring his bimbo girlfriends around…Read More

Ben Roethlisberger Likes ‘Em Big

Wide receivers. Of course, I’m talking about wide receivers and not Steelers QB Ben Roethlisberger’s…Read More

Conference Championship Week Thoughts and Ernie Holmes

  In case you haven’t heard by now, the local television station in Green Bay, Wisconsin pulled…Read More

Highway To Ham: Playoff Picks Week II

Last week, I went a most excellent 3-1 in prognosticating post-season playoff programming. Technically,…Read More

Highway To Ham: Playoff Picks Edition

Before the season started, I developed this theory known as the “Fab Four.” Basically, since 2000…Read More

Steelers vs. Jags Preview: A Looney Looney Playoff

“I taught I taw a puddy cat…” We did, we did see those puddy cats. Like a month…Read More