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Week 9 Recap: Dancing On The Ceiling

That’s a Lionel Richie reference, son. You know, ‘cause he kinda looks like Nicole’s dad. Too old for you kids? I’ll try to be a little more hip. It’s the end of the world as we know it.…Read More

Week 1 Preview: Steelers vs. Texans

The Houston Texans got off to a surprising 2-0 start last year, looking solid with the addition of Matt Schaub at quarterback, Andre Johnson tearing up the league, and surprising newcomer Jacoby Jones…Read More

Steelers Flick The Booger

Whoops. Looks like Anthony “Booger” McFarland isn’t about to use the Terrible Towel as his personal Snot Rag of Doom any time soon. According to the Beaver County Times, the reason…Read More

Mike Tomlin Is A Sex Machine To All The Chicks

Happy Valentine’s Day, or as I call it, “Buy Your Woman Some Shiny Bling Or Suffer The Consequences” Day. Since I’m all about the theme posts, I wanted to do something sort of romance-oriented…Read More

Steelers-Bengals Recap: The Big O

None. Zero. Zip. Zilch. Nada. The big goose egg. No, not the approximate nutritional content of a bag of Cinnamon Sun Chips, the snack fat people eat to pretend they’re eating healthy, and…Read More

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Steelers vs. Bengals Preview: The Rap Sheet

That right there is why last week’s game against the Miami Dolphins was simultaneously the greatest…Read More