Week 9 Recap: Out-Bungling The Bengals
Thanks, Ryan. The Pittsburgh Steelers continued their unfortunate habit of making games closer than they have any right to be, holding on to defeat the Cincinnati Bengals 27-21. Can we please stop leaving…Read More
A Thin Line Between Love & Hate
I don’t want to like Chad Johnson. But sometimes, I can’t help it. This year, HBO featured the Cincinnati Bengals on their Hard Knocks series. The show was pretty much mind-numbingly with…Read More
Ocho Cinco Benched For Being Imbecile
In late breaking news (stolen shamelessly from ESPN’s never-ending crawl of doom), the Bengals have deactivated star wide receiver/flamboyant showman/obnoxious twat Chad Johnson Ocho Cinco for tonight’s…Read More
Week 12 Preview: Steelers vs. Bengals II
What would we do without Philly? Between their dumbass wide receiver spiking the ball a yard before he reached the end zone, their drug hoarding deadbeat dad of a coach, and their tubby quarterback…Read More
Week 7 Preview: Steelers vs. Bengals
Winning cures all ills and the Cincinnati Bengals have typified that over the Marvin Lewis era. After the 2005 season, Lewis was praised as a savior for the Bengals organization despite his players’…Read More



