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		<title>Week 12 Recap:  Winning&#8217;s Hard When You Can&#8217;t Cheat</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 12:30:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Revenge is a dish best served cold or, sometimes, wet. Playing in a steady downpour, the Pittsburgh Steelers crushed the New England Patriots 33-10 in their most dominating win of the season. The almost biblical rainstorm drenching the field was oddly symbolic as if the heavens above were trying to wash the rotten stink of [...]</p><p><a href="http://nicepickcowher.com/2008/12/01/week-12-recap-winnings-hard-when-you-cant-cheat/">Week 12 Recap:  Winning&#8217;s Hard When You Can&#8217;t Cheat</a> - <a href="http://nicepickcowher.com">Nice Pick, Cowher</a> - <a href="http://nicepickcowher.com">Nice Pick, Cowher - A Pittsburgh Steelers Fan Site - News, Blogs, Opinion and more.</a></p>]]></description>
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<p class="MsoNormal">Revenge is a dish best served cold or, sometimes, wet.<span> </span>Playing in a steady downpour, the <strong>Pittsburgh Steelers</strong> crushed the <strong>New England Patriots </strong>33-10 in their most dominating win of the season.<span> </span>The almost biblical rainstorm drenching the field was oddly symbolic as if the heavens above were trying to wash the rotten stink of <strong>Bill Belichick</strong> from the landscape of the NFL.</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">Make no mistake, this was the Steelers finest performance of the year.<span> </span>The Massholes, as is their modus operandi, will come up with 101 reasons why this game shouldn’t count but considering most of them weren’t aware they had a team until 2001, ignore their excuse-making.<span> </span>Why just last week those same dimwits were throwing their franchise QB overboard while anointing <strong>Matt Cassel</strong> the Chosen One.<span> </span>If that doesn’t show you the amount of ignorance we’re dealing with, Cassel’s sloppy and inept play should.<span> </span>Whatever terribly run franchise, I’m guessing the <strong>Detroit Lions</strong>, that empties the bank to sign this guy is going to be really disappointed when they discover their shiny new sports car is a lemon.</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">Cassel was coming off two 400 yard passing performances which led to the ridiculous level of hysteria surrounding his play.<span> </span>That those performances came against mediocre <strong>Miami </strong>and <strong>Jets</strong> (watch as everybody jumps off that bandwagon this week) defenses seemed to escape the no-nothing talking heads who are, you know, paid to analyze football.<span> </span>Granted, the Steeler defense isn’t your typical defense.<span> </span>It’s an unrelenting machine.<span> </span>It can&#8217;t be bargained with. It can&#8217;t be reasoned with. It doesn&#8217;t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">Where to begin with the beautiful violence displayed on Sunday afternoon.<span> </span>Defenders stormed in on Cassel from all angles, finishing the game with 5 sacks.<span> </span><strong>James Harrison </strong>cemented his place as the BEST DEFENSIVE PLAYER IN FOOTBALL adding 2 more sacks to his league leading total, both of which caused fumbles.<span> <strong></strong></span><strong>LaMarr Woodley</strong> chipped in with one of his own while <strong>Casey Hampton</strong>, moments after being flagged for a ridiculous holding call, showed why you do not piss off the Fat Man by promptly squashing Cassel on the next play.<span> </span><strong>Troy Polamalu </strong>was all over the field, dropping back and blitzing, culminating in a nice tip-INT to ice the game.<span> </span><strong>Lawrence Timmons</strong>, who should be starting at this point, made a sweet pick out in coverage.<span> </span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">Words can’t describe how dominate this defensive performance was.<span> </span>The only score the feeble Patriot offense could manage was when they started at the Steelers 14 after a <strong>Ben Roethlisberger</strong> interception.<span> </span>They had 5 total yards in the 3<sup>rd</sup> Quarter.<span> </span>They didn’t convert a third down until late in the 4<sup>th</sup>.<span> </span>They had 122 rushing yards, about double the 66 which Pittsburgh had been allowing, but that’s misleading.<span> </span>For some reason, the Steelers went to a weird Cover-2/prevent type D late in the first half and the Pats used draws to rip off 55 yards on two runs.<span> </span><strong>Ike Taylor</strong> continued to establish a reputation as an elite Shut Down Corner by limiting WR <strong>Randy Moss </strong>to 45 measly yards.</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">Of course, the most memorable play occurred in the third quarter when S <strong>Ryan Clark</strong>, who missed last year’s game, made sure the Patriots knew he was there by attempting to behead WR <strong>Wes Welker</strong>.<span> </span>The hit was like something out of “<em>The Longest Yard”</em> but without benefit of a highly trained stuntman.<span> </span>Clark was flagged for a personal foul despite the fact<strong> Santonio Holmes</strong> was lit up on almost an identical (unpenalized) play last week as the NFL continues their march toward turning into Flag Football.<span> </span>Clark will undoubtedly receive a fine from<strong> Fuhrer Goodell </strong>because, well, the NFL hates the Steelers.<span> </span>Members of <strong>Steeler Nation </strong>should start a fund for Ryan as I don’t know about you but that hit was totally worth something to me.</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">On the flip side, the Steeler offense actually showed a spark of life today.<span> </span>I’ve been monitoring the poll I have going on and I’m sad that so many people swallow what the media feeds them without examining the evidence.<span> </span>The offensive line is not a great unit by any means but they are far from the main culprit behind our woes.<span> </span>Big Ben was sacked only once against a pretty decent group of pass rushers while the running game piled up 161 yards which shows you they are a capable if unspectacular unit.  Injuries to the backfield, Ben holding on to the ball way too long, and our idiot Offensive Coordinator dialing up 30 yard pass plays in the face of jailbreak blitzes are a much bigger problem than any shortcomings along the line.</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">Case in point this game.<span> </span>Notice how the Steelers have began utilizing the bunch formation (when all the receivers are packed about 5 yards off the line) in order to facilitate a short, quick-hitting passing game.<span> </span>Notice how the TEs like <strong>Heath Miller</strong>, who led the team with 4 catches for 60 yards, have become a bigger part of the offense. Notice the commitment to the run as the Steelers have settled into a three pronged running attack with <strong>Mewelde Moore</strong> featured in the 1<sup>st</sup> half, <strong>Willie Parker </strong>(showing good speed but questionable cutting) in the 2<sup>nd</sup> half, and <strong>Gary Russell</strong> in short yardage situations.<span> </span>All these things combine for an offense which controls the clock, keeps downs and distances manageable, and keeps the defense off balance enough to prevent them from pinning their ears back on the pass rush.</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">Again, the Massholes will no doubt whine that Moss dropped a potential TD pass along with several other key throws during the course of the game.<span> </span>I counter by noting the Steelers left several TDs on the grass themselves.<span> </span>Santonio is playing like a man who doesn’t want to be here much longer as he dropped not one but two potential TDs and his loafing on a play almost led to an INT.<span> </span>If rookie <strong>Limas Sweed</strong> can blossom into a solid #3, he could be squeezed out with the rise of <em>Tiffin Thunder </em><strong>Nate Washington</strong><strong></strong>, who has emerged this season and can be counted on for at least one or two big catches per game, although he did drop what would’ve been a back breaking bomb late in the game.</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">The Bungles bent over and grabbed their ankles for those pesky <strong>Baltimore Ravens</strong> so the Steelers maintain their slim one game lead in the division.<span> </span>The Purple Birds have the<strong> Washington Redskins </strong>next week at home which is a tough one to predict because on one hand the Skins are fighting for a playoff spot but on the other hand they haven’t played very well in recent weeks.<span> </span>Meanwhile, our old buddies the <strong>Dallas Cowboys</strong> come into town also fighting for a playoff spot.<span> </span>In any case, it’s looking more and more like the week 15 showdown in Charm City is going to be the tipping point for the entire year.<span> </span>If the Steelers can continue to play at the level they displayed this week, nothing short of a Silverback launching long snaps can stop them.</p>
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		<title>Week 12 Preview:  Steelers vs. Bengals II</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 11:26:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>What would we do without Philly?   Between their dumbass wide receiver spiking the ball a yard before he reached the end zone, their drug hoarding deadbeat dad of a coach, and their tubby quarterback who can&#8217;t run a hurry up offense without puking his guts all over the sideline, that team continues to be the [...]</p><p><a href="http://nicepickcowher.com/2008/11/19/week-12-preview-steelers-vs-bengals-ii/">Week 12 Preview:  Steelers vs. Bengals II</a> - <a href="http://nicepickcowher.com">Nice Pick, Cowher</a> - <a href="http://nicepickcowher.com">Nice Pick, Cowher - A Pittsburgh Steelers Fan Site - News, Blogs, Opinion and more.</a></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center"><span><a href="http://nicepickcowher.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/mcnabb.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-326" src="http://nicepickcowher.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/mcnabb.jpg" alt="Philly iz dumb" width="318" height="361" /></a></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">What would we do without <strong>Philly</strong>?   Between their dumbass wide receiver spiking the ball a yard before he reached the end zone, their drug hoarding deadbeat dad of a coach, and their tubby quarterback who can&#8217;t run a hurry up offense without puking his guts all over the sideline, that team continues to be the NFL equivalent of an older brother who is fun to invite to parties but sadly still lives in our mother&#8217;s basement.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Anyway, in news related to the one team Pennsylvanians can be proud of, it’s the first double-dip of the season for the beloved <strong>Pittsburgh Steelers</strong> as the hated <strong>Cincinnati Bengals </strong>come to town for the second half of our annual two game set.<span> </span>Let’s hope it doesn’t end in a tie.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Since I <a href="http://nicepickcowher.com/2008/10/17/week-7-preview-steelers-vs-bengals/#comments">already previewed the two teams</a>, there’s no sense in repeating my brilliant and usually spot-on analysis.<span> </span>Instead, I’ll simply touch on issues relevant to the upcoming game.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Of course, the picture above is in reference to the Bengal’s tie against the <strong>Philadelphia Eagles</strong>, the first since the Steelers drew with the Dirty Birds back in ’02.<span> </span>I caught a bit of the game and it was less a hard fought battle and more a cripple fight.<span> </span>Philly didn’t seem too eager to win (although in <strong>Donavan McNabb</strong>’s case, he probably thought he had two or three more OTs to get the job done) while Cincy snatched defeat from the jaws of victory by shanking a 47 yard FG to win the game.<span> </span>Still, the fact the same fearsome Iggles team which handed us our worst loss of the season was battled to a standstill by Cincy should fill us with both fear and shame.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">In fact, since we last saw the Bengals, they’ve actually started to play like a professional football team.<span> </span>They got crushed by <strong>Houston</strong> after losing to us but then went down to<strong> Jacksonville</strong> and beat the sissies in teal for their first win.<span> </span>Earlier in the year, they took the<strong> Giants</strong> team with only 1 loss and who beat us up into OT.  Despite the fact they&#8217;re a punchline to many jokes and this season will probably cost <strong>Marvin Lewis</strong> his job, they’re nowhere near as pathetic as say <strong>Oakland</strong> or <strong>Detroit</strong>.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">To be fair, the 38-10 final score in our first game looks like a blowout but the game was a much closer battle than that.<span> </span>The Steelers were nursing a slim 3 point margin at halftime despite the fact Cincy QB <strong>Ryan Fitzpatrick</strong> was sacked every other play and they didn’t get into positive total yardage until the final drive of the half.<span> </span>Our offense didn’t perform much better until they figured out CB<strong> Jonathan Joseph</strong> couldn’t cover his mouth on a sneeze and beat him deep with <em>Tiffin Thunder</em> <strong>Nate Washington</strong>.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">It’s a little perplexing how the Bengals have managed to stay in games.<span> </span>Harvard alum Fitzpatrick, frankly, stinks.<span> </span>He’s got the lowest QB Rating in the league (71.3!) and considering the talent this team has at WR, it’s amazing he only has 5 measly TD passes.<span> </span>They’ve all but given up on RB <strong>Chris Perry </strong>and handed main backfield duties to Bears castoff <strong>Cedric Benson</strong>.<span> </span><strong>Chad Ocho Cinco</strong> has only quatro scoreos and is on pace for only about 500 total receiving yards.<span> </span><strong>T.J. Houshalottaletters</strong> is one of the elite WRs in the league but that shouldn’t be enough to keep them competitive.<span> </span>But they have been.<span> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">The game will present an interesting match-up for the Steelers as 2/3 of the Three Amigos (<strong>Bryant McFadden </strong>and<strong> Deshea Townshend</strong>) will once again be inactive.<span> </span>Manly<strong> William Gay </strong>and <strong>Anthony Madison</strong> did a good job against San Diego last week although the weather helped a bit in that the Chargers speed in the vertical passing game was limited on the slippy chewed up field.<span> <strong></strong></span><strong>Fernando Bryant </strong>looked shaky but he only had about 3 days of practice so if he does play on Thursday, let’s hope he’s a bit more up to speed.<span> </span>It looks the rest of the Blitzburgh D will be ready to go which is good news for those of us who enjoy seeing<strong> James Harrison </strong>and <strong>LaMarr Woodley </strong>chase QBs like a dog chasing a bone.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Offensively, it appears RG <strong>Darnell Stapleton</strong> will be good to go which means it’ll be the usual gang of idiots manning the OL.<span> </span>Well, LT <strong>Marvel Smith</strong> is listed as out, too, but at this point I think it’s safe to just give up on him permanently.<span> </span><strong>Fast Willie Parker</strong> managed to play an entire game without incurring another injury so we might just have him in the starting line up for two consecutive games.<span> </span>Hooray for modern medical science and/or Oxycontin!<span> </span>FWP will be a big addition because Cincy has a horrible run defense which should allow him to pile up a good amount of yardage.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Despite the Bengals playing gamely in the face of certain doom and the historical fact of them tending to rise to the occasion when they play us, there really is no excuse for us to lose this game.<span> </span>A great offensive performance won’t mean much but it would be a baby step in the right direction.<span> </span>As the Steelers gear up for the final month of the season and, hopefully, a playoff run, bringing that offense along one baby step at a time should be one of the main goals each and every week.<span> </span></p>
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		<title>Week 11 Recap:  Death by Paper Cuts</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Nov 2008 14:37:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Don’t get excited. Yesterday’s 11-10 (or was it 17-10?) victory over the San Diego Chargers was the very definition of a bad win. I’m sure some diehard members of Steeler Nation as well as the team’s fawning apologists in the Pittsburgh sports media will declare things are back on track. They’ll laud yet another stellar [...]</p><p><a href="http://nicepickcowher.com/2008/11/17/week-11-recap-death-by-paper-cuts/">Week 11 Recap:  Death by Paper Cuts</a> - <a href="http://nicepickcowher.com">Nice Pick, Cowher</a> - <a href="http://nicepickcowher.com">Nice Pick, Cowher - A Pittsburgh Steelers Fan Site - News, Blogs, Opinion and more.</a></p>]]></description>
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<p class="MsoNormal">Don’t get excited.</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">Yesterday’s 11-10 (or was it 17-10?) victory over the <strong>San Diego Chargers</strong> was the very definition of a bad win.<span> </span>I’m sure some diehard members of <strong>Steeler Nation</strong> as well as the team’s fawning apologists in the Pittsburgh sports media will declare things are back on track.<span> </span>They’ll laud yet another stellar effort from the Blitzburgh defense.<span> </span>They’ll talk of a rejuvenated offense which featured a 300 yard passer, 100 yard rusher, and 100 yard receiver for the first time this year.</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">And they’d be missing the point.</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">The Steelers failed to score an offensive touchdown for the third time this season.<span> </span>QB <strong>Ben Roethlisberger</strong>’s stat line looks pretty (31-41 for 308 yards) but most of that was climate aided.<span> </span>Due to the frozen tundra of Heinz Field, the Charger defenders tried to combat the poor footing by playing well off the receivers trying to keep things in front of them.<span> </span>This allowed Ben to dink and dunk 5-8 yards passes all day long.<span> </span>Most of the passing yardage happened on runs after the catch.<span> </span>TE <strong>Matt Spaeth</strong> caught 6 balls for 55 yards while WR <strong>Hines Ward</strong> hauled in 11 for 124.</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">To his credit, Ben did avoid the game-altering mistakes which have plagued him in recent weeks.<span> </span>He made a couple dangerous throws but neither the INT bug nor his habit of holding on to the ball too long seemed to crop up.<span> </span>Of course, the weather dictated short passing game was an important factor.<span> </span>If we could run this offense every week, I could understand some optimism.<span> </span>Since this was a one time thing under very specific circumstances, you can’t expect them to be able to replicate it every week.</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">While Ben avoided mistakes, the rest of the team was full of them.<span> </span>Now I know what it feels like to live in Oakland because this was like watching a Raiders game minus the crazy senile owner.<span> </span>I’ve never seen a Steelers team take so many penalties.<span> </span>The final tally was 13 for 115 yards, many of the drive killing variety.<span> </span>It’s fun to bitch about the refs but perhaps it backfired as <strong>Hines Ward </strong>(who got nabbed twice for holding) seems like he’s being singled out by the zebras.</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">One of the penalties, a ridiculous holding call on CB<strong> Ike Taylor</strong>, set up a SD touchdown.<span> </span>The receiver cut left as Ike was arm jousting with him while QB Philip Rivers threw the ball 10 yards in the opposite direction.<span> </span>The other penalties were a smorgasbord of holding calls, mostly against the offensive line, although one was on a kickoff return which negated a nice run back by RB <strong>Gary Russell</strong>.<span> </span>Russell, by the way, seems to finally be the solution to the team’s never-ending search for a capable return man.</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">The line, which to their credit only surrendered 4 sacks on 41 pass plays, had an up and down afternoon.<span> </span>Penalties killed them, particularly on a nice drive that reached the red zone only to see two consecutive holding calls saddle them with a 2<sup>nd</sup> and 30.<span> </span>RG <strong>Darnell Stapleton</strong> was carted off the field and replaced by<strong> Trai Essex </strong>which by my count means <strong>Tony Hills</strong> is our last backup left.<span> </span>Pray to whatever god you believe in he never has to take the field.<span> </span>The run blocking was mostly good as <strong>Fast Willie Parker </strong>returned with a 115 yard performance.<span> </span>He looked completely healthy as the burst was back and seemed to have no problems with either his shoulder or balky knee.</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">The team did have problems once again on short yardage situations.<span> </span><strong>Mewelde Moore</strong> was stonewalled once again on a goal line stand.<span> </span>Parker fared no better on a third and short later in the game.<span> </span>Exasperated, head coach<strong> Mike Tomlin</strong> gave Russell a try and he promptly converted two of ‘em.<span> </span>So that’s two valuable roles he seems to fill.<span> </span>Good thing we used our #1 pick on a RB last year, huh?</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">Of course, we’d all be talking about how the Steeler ship has finally hit the iceberg if not for the defense, particularly the work of one <strong>James Harrison</strong>.<span> </span>The Silverback accounted for roughly half of the Steelers points.<span> </span>Swatting the ball out of Rivers’ mitts in the endzone scored us a safety while his INT return set us up for a <strong>Skippy Reed</strong> FG.<span> </span>Harrison’s partner-in-destruction, <strong>LaMarr Woodley</strong>, also returned to play well, particularly on a third and long play where he prevented a big first down by knocking down the ball in coverage(!).<span> </span>Speaking of coverage, despite 2/3 of the Three Amigos being injured, their backups did a pretty decent job.<span> </span>Unfortunately named <strong>William Gay </strong>was picked on all day and mostly rose to the challenge.<span> </span><strong>Anthony Madison</strong> performed capably.<span> </span>The only blight was recently signed <strong>Fernando Bryant</strong>, who got all kinds of turned around on the handful of plays I saw him for.<span> </span>Luckily, his miscues didn’t cost us.<span> </span>Oh, and speaking of secondary play, the INT by S <strong>Troy Polamalu</strong> will deservedly take a place amongst the best plays of the season by anybody anywhere.</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">Since we’re talking about Troy, I guess we need to discuss what happened on the final play.<span> </span>It’s enormously frustrating that players get fined for things that aren’t called weeks after the fact while refs blow calls, sometimes even affecting the outcome of the game, and nothing is ever done.<span> </span>It’s also frustrating that the people in charge of enforcing the rules don’t seem to know them.<span> </span>I tried to read the various explanations but there’s less bullshit at Phipps Conservatory.<span> </span>The main point seems to be the initial pass was ruled an illegal forward pass, thus ending the play there.<span> </span>Except the initial pass was Rivers throwing the ball to a receiver which has been legal in the NFL since about 1938.<span> </span>The WR then lateraled to another player who tried a third lateral only to have Troy jump the play and knock the ball toward the end zone where he picked it up and scored.<span> </span>Somewhere along the line, the refs forgot you’re allowed one forward pass per play.<span> </span>What’s worse, they took 5 minutes to review the play and still blew it.<span> </span>Who was he talking to under the hood, his bookie?<span> </span>Either that or maybe he went to the<strong> Dave Hebner</strong> School of Refereeing.</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">In any event, until Herr <strong>Roger Goodell</strong> decides to reach down with his god-like hand and wipe away the mistakes made by the zebras, it goes down as an ugly 11-10 victory for the good guys.<span> </span>The G-Men returned the favor from the gift we gave them a few weeks back by beating the <strong>Ravens</strong> so we now have a two game cushion in the division.<span> </span>There will be no rest for the wicked as it’s a short week with the <strong>Bengals </strong>on tap for Thursday night on the Channel Nobody Gets.<span> </span>The Bengals managed to tie (Tie?<span> </span>A freakin’ tie?) the same Philly team which crushed us and have been playing like an actual professional football team as of late.<span> </span>We’ll have to wait and see if the Steelers can say the same.</p>
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		<title>Week 8 Recap:  Why Is The Ball Between His Legs?</title>
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<p><strong>Greg Warren</strong>.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Every week my game previews make note of which key players are injured.<span> </span>I’m sure many of you check to see if <strong>Fatboy Hampton </strong>has made weight or if <strong>Willie Parker </strong>had an unfortunate run in with some crab grass and is out for the week.<span> </span>I’m also pretty sure if I mentioned Greg Warren very few of you would care.<span> </span>In fact, I bet only the most diehard members of <strong>Steeler Nation</strong> even knew we had a Greg Warren on our team.</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">Looks like Greg’s a lot more important than we thought.</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">The injury to long-snapper Greg Warren set in motion a series of tragic events which turned a narrow victory for the <strong>Pittsburgh Steelers</strong> into a crushing 21-14 defeat at the hands of the <strong>New York Football Giants</strong>.<span> </span>It was a bruising game filled with hard hits and numerous injuries on each side.<span> </span>Both teams were 5-1 but needed to prove themselves against top flight competition.<span> </span>Now that it’s over both teams might be left with more questions than answers.</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">Thanks to a superior defensive effort and two big plays on offense, the Steelers clung to a 14-12 edge until late in the 4<sup>th</sup> quarter. <span> </span>Forced to punt from their own 8, LB <strong>James Harrison</strong> stood under center replacing Warren, who had been carted off the field with a season ending ACL tear earlier in the half.<span> </span>The Mighty Silverback launched the pigskin between his legs, whistling the ball over the head of P <strong>Mitch Berger</strong> and anybody else who isn’t named <strong>Yao Ming</strong>.<span> </span>It sailed out the back of the endzone for a safety, tying the score.<span> </span>The ensuing free kick set the Giants up at mid-field where they took advantage of a tired Steeler defense to score their first TD of the day with 3:00 left on the clock.<span> </span>A few minutes of brutally bad offensive football later, Pittsburgh had their second defeat of the season.</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">The defense didn’t create any turnovers and the G-Men took the Blitz out of Blitzburgh by holding the top pass rush in the NFL to zero sacks.<span> </span>However, the Steelers did a great job of bending but not breaking as they limited the damage to field goals.<span> </span>RB <strong>Brandon Jacobs</strong> knocked over puny S <strong>Ryan Clark</strong> like a bowling pin several times early on but at the end of the day none of the NY backs broke 40 yards.  DE <strong>Brett Keisel</strong> had his best game as a Steeler in coming up big as an effective run stuffer.<span> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">WR<strong> Plaxico Burress</strong> didn’t start the game, thus proving a new multimillion dollar contract and Super Bowl winning TD catch is not the cure for being a moron.<span> </span>Head coach <strong>Tom Coughlin </strong>held him back until the 2<sup>nd</sup> quarter when he evidently decided winning the game was more important than disciplining his players.<span> </span>Not that it mattered much as CB <strong>Ike Taylor</strong> rendered Burress a non-factor.<span> </span>Other than a clutch catch by<strong> Amani Toomer </strong>on the final game winning drive, none of the receivers made any impact.<span> </span><span> </span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">Honestly, the only reason the Giants managed to put any points up on our defense was because they were stuck in a hole pretty much all day long. <span> </span>For one, every single NY scoring drive started at mid-field or in Steelers territory.<span> </span>Even the most mediocre offense can usually get into field goal range when they begin on the opponent’s 45 yard line.<span> </span>The other major problem was the D seemingly spent the entire game out on the field.<span> </span>When our offense scored, they scored quickly.<span> </span>Every other time they were 3 and out.<span> </span>There was no rest for the weary warriors in the Black and Gold.<span> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">And definitely no help from our offense.<span> </span>The Steelers have fallen into this disturbing trend where things are feast or famine.<span> </span>We either rip off huge chunks of yardage in big play fashion or we bumble and stumble through three poorly designed and poorly executed plays then punt.<span> </span>The first TD was on a 32 dash by RB<strong> Mewelde Moore</strong>.<span> </span>The second was a 65 yard bomb to WR <strong>Nate Washington</strong>.<span> </span>Everything else was one or two series and out.<span> </span>There were no long time-consuming drives.<span> </span>No sustained offense.<span> </span>They were 1 for 10 on 3<sup>rd</sup> down conversions.<span> </span>Feast or famine.</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">The O-Line is going to take more heat because they gave up 5 sacks and allowed about 18 QB knockdowns in only 30 pass attempts.<span> </span><strong>Max Starks </strong>and <strong>Chris Kemoeatu</strong> had especially poor games.<span> </span>That right side of the line was like a leaky dam allowing Big Blue defenders to pour in on almost every pass play.<span> </span>I especially enjoyed Starks clever technique of pushing the on-rushing defender like a little girl on a swing hoping the gentle nudge would be enough to derail the 320 freight train steaming toward our quarterback.<span> </span>$7 million well spent.<span> </span>But, to be fair, I don’t think they were what cost us this game.</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">I place the blame squarely on the sore shoulders of QB <strong>Ben Roethlisberger</strong>.<span> </span>He had by far his worst game of the season and other than the first few post-motorcycle &amp; spleenectomy games in 2006, possibly his worst game as a pro.<span> </span>He threw 4 interceptions.<span> </span>2 of them were <strong>Favre-ian</strong> “toss it up and hope your guy comes down with it” prayers, one was thrown with no Steeler within 5 yards, and one was not his fault (hit Nate in the hands but the defender knocked it loose and it caromed into a LB’s big paws).<span> </span>He repeatedly missed wide open receivers.<span> </span>Washington was open on that deep pattern on at least two other plays, one was negated due to a penalty but Ben missed him on the other chance by throwing the ball late which allowed the CB to break up the play.<span> </span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">In fact, that was Ben’s biggest problem all day.<span> </span>Holding the ball.<span> </span>I can’t get upset about a lot of those sacks/knockdowns because at least HALF of them were caused by Big Ben himself.<span> </span>He took “waiting too long” to a whole new level.<span> </span>One-two-three-THROW.<span> </span>How hard is that to understand?<span> </span>You can’t sit back there and survey the field for 10 seconds and expect not to get hit.<span> </span>The line would hold the fort for a good 3-4 seconds but he’d start dancing around as soon as he took his drop.<span> </span>Every play it was hike, step up, shuffle left, skitter right, cock his arm…<span> </span>Then eat grass.<span> </span>You can’t do that in the NFL on a regular basis and expect to succeed.<span> </span>Or survive without injury for that matter.<span> </span>Memo to Roethlisberger:<span> </span>You’re not <strong>Kordell Stewart</strong>.</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">In the midst of the terrible offense, noble defense, and crushing defeat came a whole slew of injuries.<span> </span>Despite the dire predictions by the Post-Gazette, most of our starters did return for the game, including Fatboy Hampton, <strong>Aaron Smith</strong>, and <strong>Troy Polamalu</strong>.<span> </span>However, in addition to Warren’s game-altering injury, we also lost S Ryan Clark to what appeared to be a dislocated shoulder.<span> </span>Ike Taylor and Nate Washington were both banged up although both manned up enough to return to the game.<span> </span>Speaking of which, Mitch Berger proved that punters are indeed men as he looked to have either torn a hammy or a groin in his non-punting leg because he was hopping around in obvious pain after every kick.<span> </span>He might need replaced as a one-legged punter is roughly as useful as a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest.</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">Many of the so-called experts called this game a preview of <strong>Super Bowl XLIII</strong>.<span> </span>If the Steelers hope to make these predictions come true, there needs to be a whole lot of improvement on the offensive side of the ball over the next nine weeks.<span> </span></p>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2008 16:06:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Pop Quiz:   How are the Pittsburgh Steelers like a woman’s period? Answer:  When it comes time to show up, it’s always better late than never. Yesterday’s 38-10 dismantling of the Cincinnati Bengals wasn’t as easy as the score might indicate.  If you watched the first quarter, then decided to: - Watch 45 minutes of &#8220;Contact&#8221; [...]</p><p><a href="http://nicepickcowher.com/2008/10/20/week-7-recap-dont-sweat-the-small-stuff/">Week 7 Recap:  Don&#8217;t Sweat The Small Stuff</a> - <a href="http://nicepickcowher.com">Nice Pick, Cowher</a> - <a href="http://nicepickcowher.com">Nice Pick, Cowher - A Pittsburgh Steelers Fan Site - News, Blogs, Opinion and more.</a></p>]]></description>
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<p>Pop Quiz:   How are the <strong>Pittsburgh Steelers</strong> like a woman’s period?</p>
<p>Answer:  When it comes time to show up, it’s always better late than never.</p>
<p>Yesterday’s 38-10 dismantling of the <strong>Cincinnati Bengals</strong> wasn’t as easy as the score might indicate.  If you watched the first quarter, then decided to:</p>
<p>- Watch 45 minutes of &#8220;Contact&#8221;<br />
- Burn a mix CD for a “friend”<br />
- Go on a Starbucks run<br />
- Watch a quarter of woman’s volleyball on ESPNU<br />
- Play Metal Gear Solid</p>
<p>And came back just in time to see the Human Victory Cigar, QB <strong>Byron Leftwich</strong>, throw a final TD pass in the 4th quarter, you’d probably think, “<em>Easy win</em>.”</p>
<p>But you’d be wrong.  Very very wrong.   For you see, something happened between the beginning and end of the game.  Somewhere in there the Steelers decided to make things interesting by playing down to the level of their opponents.  And that’s why what should have been a merciless smashing at halftime turned into a meager 10-7 advantage.</p>
<p>I couldn’t believe what was unfolding before my eyes.  The Steelers went up by 10 in the first quarter while limiting the inept Bungles to 20 yards of total offense.  Evidently defensive coordinator <strong>Dick Lebeau </strong>decided this was an insurmountable lead and put our D into prevent.</p>
<p>Maybe it wasn’t actually prevent but it sure looked like it.   All our DBs started playing 10-15 yards off the wide receivers, allowing QB <strong>Ryan Fitzpatrick</strong> to complete passes at will.  The LBs weren’t helping matters either as the most fearsome pass rush in the NFL failed to get anywhere near the Bengal signal caller.  On the flip side, QB<strong> Ben Roethlisberger </strong>and the offense went from moving the ball at will to a complete standstill.  I blame <strong>Bruce Arians</strong> for no other reason than he’s Bruce Arians.</p>
<p>Luckily, the Steelers woke up and realized they were the Steelers by the start of the fourth and the route was on.  A three TD avalanche in the final frame accompanied by some stifling defense restored the universe to proper order.  The final stats are pretty impressive if you just look at the game on paper.  But to Cincy’s credit, they found a way to (once again) hang around much longer than their meager talent had any right letting them.</p>
<p>RB <strong>Mewelde Moore</strong> has clearly established himself as an absolute gem of a free agent pick-up.  He rushed for 120 yards and scored 3 TDs in relief of <strong>Pothole Willie Parker</strong>.  Whatever they’re paying this guy, it’s a steal.  Speaking of stealing money, $7 million dollar benchwarmer OT <strong>Max Starks</strong> got his first action of the season and did a decent job as the line managed to keep Big Ben from getting sacked for the first time this year.  Of course, this is more a function of Cincy’s terrible defense than awesome pass blocking but we’ll take what we can get.  I did notice RG <strong>Darnell Stapleton</strong> made several crushing blocks to spring Moore on running plays so the Steelers might have found something there.</p>
<p>When the defense looked good, man did it look good.  Blitzburgh finished with 7 sacks, all by our linebackers.   <strong>James Harrison</strong> and <strong>LaMarr Woodley</strong> had 2 apiece and <strong>Lawrence Timmons</strong> (starting for the first time this year) chipped in 2 more.  I never thought I’d see a better group than the <strong>Kevin Greene</strong>, <strong>Greg Lloyd</strong>, <strong>Chad Brown</strong>, <strong>Levon Kirkland </strong>foursome back in the early 90’s but these guys might be it.   The only bad play was by our CBs but that seemed to be more a result of being told to give the Cincy WRs too much respect.  <strong>Bryant McFadden</strong> was getting dissected by Fitzy on their lone TD.  He later left the game with an injury so that might explain how our best CB went down the tubes so quickly.   And S <strong>Troy Polamalu</strong>, doing his part to keep the NFL from becoming a pansy game, left after getting concussed on a devastating helmet-popping collision in the third quarter.</p>
<p>Didn’t matter, however, as by the end of the game the Steelers went into full mop up mode.  The hapless <strong>Cleveland Browns</strong> went down in flames again to the <strong>Wash Redfaces</strong> (who’ll we will be seeing in a couple weeks) so their one week resurgence lasted exactly one week.  Pesky <strong>Baltimore</strong> defeated the <strong>Miami</strong> <span style="text-decoration: line-through">Dolphins</span> <strong>Wildcats</strong> to hang around in the division but after playing them, does anybody consider them a threat?   The next three games see us play the Giants, Colts, and Skins so I guess we’ll get a chance to see exactly how good we are in the coming weeks.  So far the Steelers have been flying comfortably under the radar but a few big wins and that’ll all change really fast as the NFL media looks for the Next Big Story.</p>
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