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A Thin Line Between Love & Hate

I don’t want to like Chad Johnson.  But sometimes, I can’t help it. This year, HBO featured the Cincinnati Bengals on their Hard Knocks series.  The show was pretty much mind-numbingly with…Read More

Week 12 Recap: Ben Knows How To Score

Congratulations, you’ve won the Pennsylvania lottery. Certainly, sir, we’d love to give you a refund. Sorry for the long wait, please have an extra chalupa on us.  Oh my, it’s soooo big. All…Read More

Ocho Cinco Benched For Being Imbecile

In late breaking news (stolen shamelessly from ESPN’s never-ending crawl of doom), the Bengals have deactivated star wide receiver/flamboyant showman/obnoxious twat Chad Johnson Ocho Cinco for tonight’s…Read More

Week 12 Preview: Steelers vs. Bengals II

What would we do without Philly?   Between their dumbass wide receiver spiking the ball a yard before he reached the end zone, their drug hoarding deadbeat dad of a coach, and their tubby quarterback…Read More

Week 7 Recap: Don’t Sweat The Small Stuff

Pop Quiz:   How are the Pittsburgh Steelers like a woman’s period? Answer:  When it comes time to show up, it’s always better late than never. Yesterday’s 38-10 dismantling of the Cincinnati…Read More

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Chad Johnson Needs Help

Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chad Johnson spent the summer throwing a hissy fit.  FIrst, he wanted…Read More

Steelers Flick The Booger

Whoops. Looks like Anthony “Booger” McFarland isn’t about to use the Terrible Towel…Read More

Steelers-Bengals Recap: The Big O

None. Zero. Zip. Zilch. Nada. The big goose egg. No, not the approximate nutritional content…Read More

Steelers vs. Bengals Preview: The Rap Sheet

That right there is why last week’s game against the Miami Dolphins was simultaneously the greatest…Read More

Steelers Jack Up Bungles

Ocho Cinco loses his gold teeth. Poor baby! At least Troy Polamalu scooped them up for him. (hat tip:…Read More