A Thin Line Between Love & Hate
I don’t want to like Chad Johnson. But sometimes, I can’t help it. This year, HBO featured the Cincinnati Bengals on their Hard Knocks series. The show was pretty much mind-numbingly with…Read More
Week 12 Recap: Ben Knows How To Score
Congratulations, you’ve won the Pennsylvania lottery. Certainly, sir, we’d love to give you a refund. Sorry for the long wait, please have an extra chalupa on us. Oh my, it’s soooo big. All…Read More
Ocho Cinco Benched For Being Imbecile
In late breaking news (stolen shamelessly from ESPN’s never-ending crawl of doom), the Bengals have deactivated star wide receiver/flamboyant showman/obnoxious twat Chad Johnson Ocho Cinco for tonight’s…Read More
Week 12 Preview: Steelers vs. Bengals II
What would we do without Philly? Between their dumbass wide receiver spiking the ball a yard before he reached the end zone, their drug hoarding deadbeat dad of a coach, and their tubby quarterback…Read More
Week 7 Recap: Don’t Sweat The Small Stuff
Pop Quiz: How are the Pittsburgh Steelers like a woman’s period? Answer: When it comes time to show up, it’s always better late than never. Yesterday’s 38-10 dismantling of the Cincinnati…Read More
Chad Johnson Needs Help
Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chad Johnson spent the summer throwing a hissy fit. FIrst, he wanted…Read More
Steelers Flick The Booger
Whoops. Looks like Anthony “Booger” McFarland isn’t about to use the Terrible Towel…Read More
Steelers-Bengals Recap: The Big O
None. Zero. Zip. Zilch. Nada. The big goose egg. No, not the approximate nutritional content…Read More
Steelers vs. Bengals Preview: The Rap Sheet
That right there is why last week’s game against the Miami Dolphins was simultaneously the greatest…Read More
Steelers Jack Up Bungles
Ocho Cinco loses his gold teeth. Poor baby! At least Troy Polamalu scooped them up for him. (hat tip:…Read More


