‘Don’t stick your finger in the light socket, Johnny, you’re going to electrocute yourself……. I told you so.’

‘You’re going to get stung if you poke that hornets nest, Jimmy……. I told you so.’

‘You drive too fast around that curve, and this car is going to go right off that cliff….. I told y….’

These statements are pretty easy to define as cause and effect scenarios.  They are also followed by that dreaded ‘I told you so’ that usually some schmuck, who thinks he’s smarter than you, decides it’s the best time to point out the obvious outcome of the situation when you are in your most dire straights.  Usually it follows with a punch in the neck to that jag – but he’s only a jag because he was right.  With regards to the Steelers and this whole Bountygate thing, they can collectively fold their arms in front of their chest and tell the rest of the NFLPA, ‘We told you so.’

A year ago, the NFL, NFLPA and fans across the world were entrenched in a lockout that lasted four and a half months.  Does anyone really remember what even the sticking points were during this whole process?  It’s hard to forget that this was mainly about revenue sharing between owners and players, but it is easy to forget some of the minor details that resulted from both sides coming to terms to a new CBA.  One that tends to fall under the radar, even in a year when punishments were far from sparse, is that the Commissioner, Rodger Goodell, has unilateral control over doling out punishments to players.

The Steelers, as a unified team of athletes and members of the NFLPA, were the only players to refuse ratification of what became the new CBA.  Their sticking point?  There was no way in hell that they were going to agree to give Rodger Goodell the power to be judge, jury and executioner.  Most of the media and fans other than Steeler Nation all saw this as the Steelers just grandstanding and whining because some of their defensive players had a history of illegal hits and other offenses.  Far from it.  Could it be that the brilliant management tendencies of the front office trickled its way down to the Steelers’ locker room?  Because after the revelation of Bountygate and the fallout that has corresponded, that sure seems what actually took place back in late July 2011.

Appeals by all four Saints players were filed last week.  The NFLPA, on Thursday, filed two grievances against the NFL and the Commish.  Those grievances challenge the imposition of suspensions on the four players guilty of participating in the Saints’ bounty program by Commissioner Roger Goodell, and, more specifically, argue that Goodell should not be the person who presides over the appeals.  I haven’t seen the exact language of the CBA, so perhaps the players have a leg to stand on in their grievance.  The NFLPA knows that Goodell is going to stay cemented in his decision, so any appeal towards the punishments handed down is practically fruitless.  Especially, since Saints coach Sean Peyton was denied appeal .01 seconds after he filed his.  Ok, it wasn’t that quick, but an appeals process usually takes a few days of litigation.  Peyton was practically denied in 24 hours.  It doesn’t bode well for the players, and now they are wallowing in a situation that stems from all the way back to the dog days of summer in 2011.

It reminds me of a classic Homer’ism – ‘Well it seemed like a good idea at the time.’  Indeed, giving Goodell the power to hand out punishments and preside over all proceedings involving them seemed like a very light handed thing to give up when the NFLPA was looking to get more $$$ with a larger slice of the revenue pie.  Just don’t do anything illegal, and you’ll be fine.  That’s all well and good, until you get caught.  Yeah yeah, I know – where’s the evidence?  Well the NFL isn’t entirely full of morons.  There’s no way they would impose such huge penalties without some shred of evidence that isn’t concrete.  The players didn’t come out to defend their honor until only after the punishments came out.  Strange.  And, their whole ‘side’ smells somewhat fishy.  Now we’ve learned that Anthony Hargrove was told by Saints coaches to lie about the existence of the programs.  So, it’s hard to believe anybody who was involved.  Bottom line – a bunch of players got wrapped up and caught in a shady deal, they’re being punished for it, and now they don’t like that one man can have that much power.  Boo freakin’ hoo.

The NFLPA had their opportunity to keep the Commish out of the spanking department altogether – or at the very least denied unilateral power – and they blew it.  The Steelers were the only players to see the writing on the walls with a condition such as that and decided ‘thanks but no thanks.’  Unfortunately for the NFLPA, the Steelers didn’t count as a majority.  I seriously doubt the NFLPA is going to win their grievances.  If it’s within the contract, T.S. friends.  On top of all of that, it will set a huge precedence with what Goodell can and can’t do.  A full time ban (potential), two full season suspensions, and a handful of other multi-game suspensions…. what’s next?

‘You shouldn’t agree to allow the Commissioner of the NFL to have unilateral power over discipline…. we told you so.’   ~ Sincerely, The Pittsburgh Steelers

Yeah. You're a pretty despicable person..... Credit: Bruce Kluckhohn-US PRESSWIRE

It’s been well documented in the NFL since 2006 that if you do something stupid, no matter the severity, you’re going to be punished for it.  This Commish turned vigilante appears to have watched one too many Batman movies over the years.  His punishments are questioningly unfit for the crime on more than one occasion.  The inconsistencies from one team to the next and one player to another are frustrating to any fan of the NFL.  The story of Bountygate and the punishments that followed may have actually bucked that trend.

Here’s a brief scenario:  The Saints illegally conducted a program that placed bounties on certain players from other teams that encouraged injuring the players contained on that list.  The Saints obstructed the original investigation by the NFL a few years ago.  A stool pigeon tipped the NFL this season that the Saints continued the practice of the bounty program.  It was found that former defensive coordinator, Gregg Williams, ran the program and Sean Payton knew about the program, as did Mickey Loomis.  Those guys received justly punishments for their involvement (along with Joe Vitt).  The Commish was not done there, and today doled out four huge punishments to the players involved.

LB Jonathan Vilma, DT Anthony Hargrove , DT Will Smith, and LB Scott Fujita were all suspended today by Commish Goodell.  Those punishments ranged from one year to three games.  And, it didn’t take long for the public, players and media to start weighing in via Twitter.  You would think that just about everybody would be unanimous with this decision – regardless of the severity of the punishments.  These players participated in an illegal program – a program that jeopardized player safety and careers – and needed to pay a price for such actions.

Surprisingly (but not really surprisingly when you see who it is) some players spoke out against the punishments.

Ridiculous, and nobody really sees why the punishments have been so severe over the past 3 4years! Lawsuits and 18 games???  - James Harrison via Twitter

Vilma suspended a whole yr FOR PLAYING FOOTBALL???? cmon man!!!!!   – LaMarr Woodley via Twitter

Wonder why the team got the least penalties in Bounty Gate! Think about who elects & reworded the commish, it’s the owners of the trams!   – Ryan Clark via Twitter

Where to begin?  Well let’s just start with James.  Harrison goes a bit conspiracy on us with this Tweet and thinks there’s a bigger reason (and an eeeeeeevil one at that) why the NFL and the Commish have been handing out severe punishments for the past 3-4 seasons.  I’ll agree that many are strange in their severity.  I’ll even put it out there that the NFL is very contradictory as it acts as an advocate for player safety yet promotes the most violent sport in the world (yes even more violent than that dad taking a whack in the nuts by standing too close to his son whose taking a swing at the tee-ball stand).  I know what James is getting at – it’s all about the lawsuits.  They are here and more are coming.  The NFL is trying its damndest to put up a glass shield by addressing player safety now in hopes it will deflect over 30+ years of neglect.  More are coming, and Junior Seau today just put the spotlight back on the NFL.

If LaMarr Woodley thinks that guys like Vilma were ‘just playing football’ perhaps he’s the one that needs his head examined for taking too many hits.  A bounty program is not part of football.  In fact, my drop kicking friend, it’s clearly written in your hard fought for through a strike CBA that any kind of action like this is illegal.  How would you feel if there was a bounty on Ben by let’s say Suggs, Lewis, and Ngata?  Were they just playing football?  Was that just part of the rivalry between the two teams?

Ryan Clark must not read up on his ‘NFL Owners Weekly’ magazine week to week.  Otherwise he would have realized that there were people other than players who were suspended for this.  What? No love for coach Sean Peyton or General Manager Mickey Loomis or coach Gregg Williams?  And let’s look at their suspensions: Williams is suspended indefinitely.  In fact he will probably never return to the NFL, ever.  The NFL’s newest Pete Rose.  Peyton is suspended for one season.  Loomis is suspended for eight games.  Pretty much tit for tat if you ask me when compared to the players’ suspensions.  In fact, the players got off easy – especially Vilma.  It was found that Vilma helped start the program with Williams AND put down $10,000 for a hit on Kurt Warner.  A direct accomplice AND enabler.  Yet Vilma gets to stay and play football in 2013.

These ill advised statements from those Steelers are laced with stupidity and quite frankly make the team look bad.  Which brings me to the title of my article – Tow The Line.  The players wonder why fans can quickly get ticked off at them and care less when the players gripe and grumble over contract disputes, strikes, and punishments.  For me, it’s because of bull crap like this.  There’s no need to tow the line with your union brothers on this issue.  There’s no need to stand up, as players in a union, against something that belittles your sport.  Sometimes I applaud the Steelers for stepping up and speaking out against decisions within the league – when they actually make sense.  But, these Twitter statements from three beloved Steelers are irresponsible and just plain dumb.  You really think these punishments were unfair?

Do you not care how this type of program invalidates any sense of competitive balance within the league?  There’s a great point made by Jeff Howe today from the NESN:

For instance, imagine if Carson Palmer’s devastating knee injury in the 2005 playoffs occurred while there was a bounty program in place. The league would have suffered a permanent stain due to a fan base’s vitriol, the high probability of lawsuits and forthcoming questions of competitive balance. Plus, that injury derailed Palmer’s career for years.

Or any other big name for that matter — a Tom Brady, a Peyton Manning, a Calvin Johnson, whoever. Injuries happen due to dirty plays, clean tackles and freakishly bad luck. But if a superstar’s career was lost over a $10,000 bounty? That would be a deplorable act that no player should ever be comfortable with accepting.

The thought of a bounty program has to sicken so many around the league. When players, friends or otherwise, shake hands before and after games, they almost always depart with a wish of, “Stay healthy,” or something of that nature. The players are driven against one another due to their laundry, and some of them absolutely find a reason to hate their opponents. Yet, through it all, they’re united by their wishes of good health.

The Saints broke that code.

That’s the heart of the matter here, you three.  You, of all players and people should understand that.  You want to stand behind your other ‘brothers’ of the NFLPA?  Then you should be applauding a decision like this because it will truly be in the best interest of all players, your teammates included, and their safety.

Now say that in 140 characters or less…….

'Hey... if you rip his leg off, I'll buy you a gold watch!' Credit: Matt Stamey-US PRESSWIRE

Audio from the Saints vs. 49′ers playoff game has been released via Sean Pamphilon and Yahoo Sports.  Pamphilon was present in the locker room because he was filming a documentary about former Saints player Steve Gleason, who is suffers from ALS.  The audio can be found just about anywhere, but there is a text snippet here.

Upon reading the text it seems like it could be any locker room speech for any football team on any given Sunday.  Coaches no only manage a game, but also act as a motivator before the players walk down the tunnel.  Football is a physical game.  The main point of the defense is to impose their own physical will on the other team to keep them from getting points – a will that includes hard hits.  That testosterone saturated locker room feeds off of the imagery of violent acts.  ’Battle,’ ‘battlefield,’ ‘enemy,’ ‘attack.’  These are words that do not instill peaceful monk-like feelings in the players awaiting to take the field.  To be put off by Williams’ violent rhetoric is wrong.  What team won’t test an injury to a player – with regards to Kyle Williams, albeit it was testing a concussion?  What team won’t encourage hard hitting that may wear out/down a particular player.  A team will take any and all advantages it can get to win the game.  And should Williams really be damned for asking a little more out of his players in trying to gain an advantage – the guy’s job is on the line every single week.  Winning is the only thing in the NFL next to money.

What IS disturbing are the gestures.  The pointing to the chin when referring to hitting Alex Smith is a problem.  The motion of the index finger and thumb simulating cash when saying, ‘I got the first one’ is a problem.  The motion to the chin is with the intent to injure.  The motion of the cash is to promote the added incentive – the bounty.  These are two big no no’s in the league.  One is illegal per the CBA (the bounty) and one is illegal in the eyes of the league for hits with the intent to cause injury – your helmet to helmet variety.  For these things it is what Williams should be damned for.  After this release of audio, I doubt Williams will ever be allowed to have anything to do with the NFL ever again.  Anything less would be a complete contradictory to the newly created mantra of a lawsuit filled NFL front office.

One other disturbing point is that this JUST happened.  This is all but the nail in the coffin for Sean Payton’s suspension.  If he wants to save any face, he should just apologize and skip the appeal process.  There’s no way he can win that now with this audio being released.

Hope everybody had a nice Thanksgiving. Our yearly gathering to feast on the finest genetically mutated bird meat money can buy was the usual well-attended affair. I come from a big family (in both number and poundage) with greatly varied tastes so we’ve found it best to cover all the bases in one fowl swoop. Thank you, John Madden, for cluing us in to this wonder of modern science. If it wasn’t for your constant pimping of the turducken on Thanksgiving football, I can only imagine the yearly chaos we’d have at the dinner table. Well, now that our appetite for bird has been satisfied, let’s turn to our appetite for pigskin in this super-special abbreviated edition of the Highway To Ham Turducken.

Saints over Panthers – Cheer up, Panther fans, only 30 shopping days left until Christmas. All these pathetic performances will ensure you find a Bill Cowher under your tree.

Giants over Vikings – I can’t figure out the Giants. Are they the team that won six in a row or the team that got a 45 dropped on them by Dallas and barely squeaked by the Dolphins?

Redskins over Buccaneers – Jason Campbell is a damn fine quarterback. Too bad he plays for the Redskins.

Broncos over Bears – The Broncos have one of the worst rush defenses in the league. Unfortunately, the Bears have Cedric Benson, who went to the Rashan Sallam School of “How to play running back for the Chicago Bears.”

Browns over Texans – The Ping Ponging Field Goal of Doom last week has me convinced the Browns are a team of destiny.

Jaguars over Bills – HOW COULD THE PATS RUN UP THE SCORE ON KEVIN EVERETT APPRECIATION NIGHT??? BELICHEK IS TRULY THE ANTICHRIST!!!

Rams over Seahawks – The “real” Rams have finally bothered to show up after laying a goose egg through the first half of the season.

Titans over Bengals - Pacman Jones reportedly got into a fight with fellow Titan Albert Haynesworth at a team function this past week. No word on whether he threw salt in his eyes and then smacked him over the head with a metal folding chair, though.

Cardinals over 49ers - One team can score. One team cannot. That is really all you need to know.

Chiefs over Raiders – Guess we all know why Damon Huard only got to play once every five years. Brodie Croyle provided a much-needed spark on offense last week. Although by far the most impressive thing about Croyle is his crazy hot wife.

Chargers over Ravens – The Ravens offense was on the field for a whopping 8 minutes in the entire first half against the mighty Cleveland Browns.  Gee, wonder how they’ll do against San Diego. Hope the Ravens D has been working on their cardio.

Patriots over Eagles – The only question is which will be higher at the end of the day: The Patriots’ score or Andy Reid’s upstanding young sons?