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NFL Hates Steelers; 2008 Schedule Released
The Infinite Monkey theorem states that a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter for an infinite amount of time will eventually type something that actually makes sense. Clearly, this is the how…Read More
Steelers Mascot Arrested (Yes, I Said “Mascot”)
When did Pittsburgh become the new Cincinnati? This week saw yet another tally added to the litany of off-season woes when Steely McBeam, our much beloved reviled mascot, was arrested and charged with…Read More
NFL Refs Admit, “Steelers Got Hosed”
Thanks for nothing, asshole. Yesterday, at the NFL’s annual Spring Owners Meeting/Wet T-shirt contest down in sunny Palm Beach, the NFL’s head of officiating, Mike Pereira, conceded…Read More
Big Ben’s Big Deal
by John Cihon Today, Ben Roethlisberger became the highest-paid Pittsburgh Steeler ever, as well as one of, if not the highest, paid players in the NFL. NFL contracts being only slightly simpler to…Read More
The Patriots Are Peeping Toms (Err…Bills)
Somebody once said, “Cheaters never win and winners never cheat.” That person was probably a loser. If being a modern day sports fan has taught us anything, it’s that honesty is not the best…Read More
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Highway To Ham: Playoff Picks Week II
Last week, I went a most excellent 3-1 in prognosticating post-season playoff programming. Technically,…Read More
Steelers vs. Jags Preview: A Looney Looney Playoff
“I taught I taw a puddy cat…” We did, we did see those puddy cats. Like a month…Read More
Steelers vs. Rams Preview: Back To The Drawing Board…
After the St. Louis Rams won the Super Bowl, their plan for the future was set. Dick Vermeil would…Read More
Steelers-Pats Recap: Anthony Smith is a Big Fat Dummy
Anthony, Anthony… If you’re going to shoot off your yap making idiotic predictions, at least…Read More
Eff You, Vegas: 5 Reasons The Steelers Will Beat The Pats
I was having a pretty good day yesterday. I was strutting through Ross Park Mall when this really attractive…Read More
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