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Week 12 Recap: Ben Knows How To Score

Congratulations, you’ve won the Pennsylvania lottery. Certainly, sir, we’d love to give you a refund. Sorry for the long wait, please have an extra chalupa on us.  Oh my, it’s soooo big. All…Read More

Week 12 Preview: Steelers vs. Bengals II

What would we do without Philly?   Between their dumbass wide receiver spiking the ball a yard before he reached the end zone, their drug hoarding deadbeat dad of a coach, and their tubby quarterback…Read More

Week 9 Recap: Dancing On The Ceiling

That’s a Lionel Richie reference, son. You know, ‘cause he kinda looks like Nicole’s dad. Too old for you kids? I’ll try to be a little more hip. It’s the end of the world as we know it.…Read More

Week 8 Recap: Why Is The Ball Between His Legs?

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Cowboy Fans Want Bill Cowher

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Week 7 Recap: Don’t Sweat The Small Stuff

Pop Quiz:   How are the Pittsburgh Steelers like a woman’s period? Answer:  When it comes time…Read More

The Rooney Family Gotta Eat

William Clay Ford.  Mike Brown.  The Crypt Keeper Al Davis.  Daniel Snyder.  Jerry Jones. What do…Read More

Mike Tomlin’s Day Care Back In Business

(Image courtesy of One From The Other Thumb) Today, at approximately four o’clock in the afternoon,…Read More